h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ohhh come on dude, i am a relationships guru, so say my many friends, sorry am feeling loved, i mean its christmas! anyway..... you have just got to go for what you want, ask her to go out somewhere, seize the moment dude, what have you got to lose, saying that i relaise it is easier said than done, well good luck go on, you know you want to.....

Well, asking her out wouldn't help that much. We've already spent about a week together, so we know each other. We've even shared a bed, though staying on each our side. The problem is just she likes crazy, spontaneous guys and I'm the boring, silent kind.

Why is it that human males have it so difficult? Look at the other species, what they have to do to get females. All they need is to make their butt glow, or have burping contests in the swamp. And it's only during a season, the rest of the year they can relax. It seems really unfair on us men.

I have just read High Fidelity (got it for Christmas and have finished it already) by Nick Hornby. It certainly gave me a lot of insight into the workings of males. Boy they're complicated. Now I can see what's going on inside Xanatic a bit better.

Look at this Swedish girl as one more step on the way there. You don't have to put yourself under pressure, but we're all on tentahooks now as to whether you get laid by the end of the year - keep us posted.

(counting....six days to go!)

Other species don't really have it so easy. There's always someone coming along whose butt is brighter than yours. Don't let that stop you. Forget about other glowing butts. Just concentrate on who you're trying to attract with your own butt.

Glowing butts, eh? Sounds like a prelude to an anti-smoking rant.

hahahahah, what anti smoking rants do you see then? well if she likes the crazy spontaneous type then become crazy and spontaneous, you can do it for sure, come on if someone is willing to bid a beaded purse for you then you have got to be able to pull of the spontaneous role, if you dont want to then you just have to accept the way you are and be happy with it, it will make one nice friendly girl very happy

Well, I'm going to be optimistic and book a room for New Year's. If I do get lucky, living in a dorm would be a bad idea. The Swedish girl headed back to KL, and the wonderful guy apparently went off to some island. I'll also be heading to KL in a day or two, so we'll see what happens. Though what I was interested in with this girl wasn't just sex. When it comes to that, I'm happy with any girl I'll meet at the New Year's celebrations.

wasnt just sex, hummm i should hope not when reading the title of this thread, just how old are you, maybe its more of an age thang, i dunno, i'm young so maybe i cant gauge what to do aswell but my one of my mates calls me 'relationship guru, how kewl is that!!! sorry, i get excited, so many people to set up at this time of year, and thus it may nto be where you can meet nice freindly girls, but through who

Oh dear, this is all quite depressing. I like glowing butts, but if they arent that bright, Im sure theyre still great!
I know a lot of friendly girls (including myself), but it does seem to balance the UNfriendly ones.

Nope, nothing happened. Not even a kiss at midnight. I did get a hug though, which is sadly still more than I've gotten any other year.

*shrieks in the general direction of every woman in your vicinity* Fool Women! *catches Xanatic in a deep *

There was a thread some time ago entitled "Clothes that makes you feel sexy". I did actually think I looked good in the clothes I wore yesterday, sadly nobody seemed to agree.

What about you Nyssa, any luck?

You gotta be kidding me . I had New Years at about 9:30 with two preschoolers, sparkling apple juice, and animal cookies. I guess it was pretty sweet actually.

Well, if they went to bed early you could have invited someone over and opened a bottle of champagne.

Would you believe they didn't even have a countdown in this city?

Hey, that almost makes sense. I mean, every day is just one day closer to world-destruction, courtesy of George W. Why celebrate?

Well, if the world is about to be destroyed soon I think we should celebrate every day.

But it was quite a disappointment, I thought this city would have a huge celebration. I've seen bigger in my little hometown.

One of these days...one of these days, my darling, you are going to have the best run of luck. And then hopefully the world won't blow up as a result . Actually, if you do manage to win the lottery or something, you need to remember *me*, see, *I* loved from the *beginning* .

Ah....well, off to bed I think..have a lovely day.

No no, stay here and entertain me.

It will probably happen one day that a girl will fall madly in love with me. And the following day the world is destroyed in nuclear war. That would seem typical.

(aw! )