h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

would you be attracted to a guy with potatoes down his pants?

I think we should have a vote

Depends whether he remembers whether to put them down the front of the back *snigger* ahem, sorry.


As to the vote, I'm thinking it'd be a fair sized potato. I would probably do a double take when my eyes passed that area. But whether it would cause me to try my laughable attempt at chatting up a man... I don't know. Could be a bit scary

Any more for any more?

Queegle

*passing thought*

Can’t help thinking that a large and well formed parsnip would be a more appropriate vegetable to use. Potatoes, even contained in a sock would be rather…… lumpy?

Not if you mash them properly

And the recommended garnish is?

Wouldn't a banana or maybe a bratwurst work better?

Cucumber.

no cucumbers are not suited to for the bulge, they would look as if you was permanantly hard and abnormally shapped, nonethless i feel that nice friendly girls would not be too conserned at analysing the pants of future partners
but maybe thats just me

Stuffing the wallet would probably have a better effect.

I just opened an account on a dating site for atheists

errrr well done???
and the stuffed wallet> would nice girls be looking for that?

I found it while looking for info on the Quran.

Well, it would indicate you have a lot of money. Which girls seem to like.

obviously, i am just talking about nice girls, anyway i dont know what you are looking for in girl, not all girls hate boys but like cars and money as good charlotte would have you believe, sorry, i'm tired, too tired to joke

It's only natural they go for the money, it's an evolutionary advantage and all. I only blame them if they try and deny it.

oh so ur from the sociobiological stance, well i would say i am more equity theory, i would never want to rely on a man to pay for anything. I always wish to earn enough myself,

Wrap the cucumber in aluminum a la Spynal Tap.

If a cucumber is too big and weird, perhaps a small zucchini would work better?

Yes, we wouldn't want it to look as though you've strapped a length of piping to your leg..

I like cars and money, but it's not a criteria. Having enough money to go and get me a bar of when I'm moody is!

Queegle

i second that notion

Some people here are too dumb to target girls. Stick with blondes until you mastered the idea of the sock full of wet sand. That's my motto.