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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2461

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

smiley - yikessmiley - space ... smiley - spacesmiley - yikes


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2462

Miss quixotic

smiley - doh


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2463

Xanatic

I was planning to go buy some socks tommorow.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2464

Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.)

Ah, The Joy of Sox, eh? smiley - biggrin

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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2465

Odo

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Post 2466

Xanatic

Got the socks, now I just need some sand.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2467

Researcher 219823


Right.

Don't waste time with small talk. As soon as you see one you fancy standing by the door, get her to fall into your arms. Don't let go the sock until you are sure you won't need it again.

Then give her a fire-man's lift and go straight for the chip-shop. A curry house may be a mistake as they will usually make you wait while they cook it. I think it's the same with a pizza. You just have to know the territory.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2468

Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.)

Birdseed works quite well too. It might be a tad more comfortable (unless you're attacked by a flock of smiley - titsmiley - tit of coursesmiley - laugh)

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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2469

Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.)

Oh, I see...

You meant to use it as a cosh. I thought it was going to be tucked into your trousers.

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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2470

Huffers, compulsive lurker

an unconventional seduction technique, eh smiley - smiley

I'd warn xanatic that I've never heard of researcher whatsisnumber's method working, but ideas stemmed from Corinth's advice worked for me smiley - tongueout


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2471

Researcher 219823


You are obviously a gentleman, or are you just saying that because you can only pick up blondes?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2472

Serephina

smiley - erm

we tend not to like being thrown over peoples shoulders (im too tall for that anyway!)...how about just being nice and being yourself!? or is that too much for us girls to ask?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2473

Xanatic

I've tried that, didn't work. I'm gonna go with the sock instead smiley - smiley


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Post 2474

You can call me TC - so relieved the site is back up again

Xan you are incorrigible.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2475

Xanatic

Incorrigible? That means I don't rust, right? smiley - smiley


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2476

Miss quixotic

errrr no, rust? i get confused, i thought it meant something completely different but then again my friend is not the english dictionary, infact i have invented a new dictionary for when i rule the world, naturally


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2477

Xanatic

Okay this might seem like trying to explain to someone how to ride a bike, but could anyone tell me how to kiss properly? What are the do's and don'ts of it?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2478

Huffers, compulsive lurker

theres an article on h2g2 on that somewhere... its called 'kissing with confidence'... just do a search smiley - tongueout


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2479

Xanatic

Thanks, I found it. Seems like half of H2G2 researched on that article.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2480

il viaggiatore

I did the lips. thank you. thank you.


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