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The hull of Red Dwarf
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Jun 30, 2003
The outter hull of the great mining ship is red, red, red and red, with the one exception of the name of the ship, printed in large red letters on a black background.
Far in the distance is a hologram trying to reach in behind solar panel 18-34775/B
The hull of Red Dwarf
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*reaches in behind the solar panel and pulls out his projector*
Yes! That smegger, he's had it now!
*walks back in*
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[...] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*there is also another hologram sending skutters out to get the thing behind the solar panel...*
The hull of Red Dwarf
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*runs off with projector into the elevator that so kindly is opening her (very very lovely 
) doors*
Far away from him please EE?
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[...] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*Hops into Xpress Elevator which is far superior*
After that two tonne cube!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 30, 2003
*uses a freak control in the matrix to administer a power surge in the eXpress elevator that blows its fuse*
Ha!
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[...] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*keeps going in the knowledge that the Matrix was a movie 3 million years ago!*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 30, 2003
I'm still solid and rectangular, thakyou very much
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