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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Thankyou Doc, jolly good work, I knew I could count on you!
*opens crate and brings out a small computer consol with leads on both sides*
Now where is that stream cable? Aha!
*spots a bigcable running along the hull, opens a port on a terminal station and connects the calibrator*
The ship isn't designed to turn so quickly as we need to, so I'll have to re-calibrate the truster reaction speed.
*taps the control*
Inertia rating 12,5, disable auto-lock and engage emergency fuel-re-routing. There! Done! Now I'll have to re-program the drive computer in the main bridge.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*takes the box of anti G-shots*
ok now all i have to do is ensure everyone gets one...
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*appears from vents and dusts shoulder with minature brush*
What's the plan about the human torch out there, bud? Suckin' 'im into a big hole sounds like one with no drawbacks!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
/overcome/That's a no-no cat, although the sight if him floating out into nothingness would be almost as easy on the eye as one of your outfits, I'm afraid I just can't do it, I'll have to let him live to see this plan through, dead or alive/
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
now now cat isent that a little rash?
we wouldent want him floating off into space...
no no much better if i just frget to give him his shot an he gets crushed
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
I suppose you're right.
Hey, look on the bright side-- *whips out mirror* Yeow!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
ok cat, but that means i have to give you a shot...
*gets the shot ready*
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Wait, is that gonna draw blood, mess up my hair or involve me rolling up a sleeve?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
erm...
well... unless you want an unplesent mark on your neck i will have to ask you to roll up your sleeve yes...
and there is a slim possability that it might draw blood...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
hay...
come back here..
*takes the box of anti G-shots and runs off*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*wanders up to thamian, knocks on his back and as he turns around, Ace brakes his left arm and throws down the flame thrower. Then Ace pulls out his air intake cable, kicks open an airlock, pushes Thamian in there, closes the outer door and lets him in to the ship. Then grabs the flamethrower and throws it out into space*
There, sorry about that old chum but I can't let you endanger the ship.
/overcom/Doc, I belive Thamian has taken a bit of a tumble, see to him won't you?/
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*walks in*
got him Ace...
*picks up thamian and takes him off to the medibay*
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 29, 2004
*hangs around for a while, then leaves*
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