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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 27, 2004
*comes out of an airlock about 2 kilometres away from Thamian, the rest of the airlocks are covered in curry and won't budge*
Ahhh, let's see where those two chaps are holding out.
*walks over to Thamian and knocks on his back*
Hello mate, I'm Rimmer, but my friends call me Ace, listen old chum, looks like your technique in killing this thing isn't working out all too great, mind if I suggest waiting while we try to figure out another way?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 27, 2004
well beer won't work because it'll freeze solid so unless you've got another idea hold this flamethrower for me and pull the trigger. *hands ace his spare flamethrower*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 27, 2004
*puts away flamethrower*
I'm sorry old chum, but if you keep on doing that this ship will brake apart.
*points to a small chunk of the "F" in "Red Dwarf" thats floating away while covered in flames*
Please put away the flamethrower. I think I've got a better plan, if we just pilot the ship close enough to that black hole in sector 233, we can pull away that blasted thing from our hull without doing the same ourselves.
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[...] Posted Feb 27, 2004
< I believe it would sort of squelch out and float like most science programmes. How would the flamethrower work if it was 0 degrees? >
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 16, 2004
*come out of the airlock after EE and walks up to Thamian again*
Come on chap, put away the flamethrower and lets talk about this, alrighty?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 16, 2004
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 18, 2004
*calmly walks over to Thamian and takes his gun, in the knowledge that nobody would be daft enough to mess with 2 tonnes of metal*
~smiles disarmingly~
Anyone want to tell me what's going on?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 18, 2004
huge curry monster eating... i guess thats the term...
anyway eathing the hull of the ship...
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 19, 2004
Ah... Well that /would/ explain the giant curry monster eating the hull. Thought it was just my eyesight going :-S
Okay.
*panics*
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- 92: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 29, 2004)
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- 94: Existential Elevator (Mar 16, 2004)
- 95: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 16, 2004)
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- 97: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 16, 2004)
- 98: Existential Elevator (Mar 18, 2004)
- 99: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 18, 2004)
- 100: Existential Elevator (Mar 19, 2004)
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