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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
Teyemtol. Dashogagamor!
*unleases another burst of flame at the monster*
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
oh god! *gets back to blasting* hey you got any ideas over there rimmer?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
*sets the flamer to automatic*
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
oh, i didnt know it had that
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
*pulls trigger firmly back and keeps it there*
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
think we need back up? 
is it getting bigger, or is that my imagination (hoping its the latter)
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
*turns away from blasting rimmer and concentrates on the monster*
Capis saevo.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 22, 2004
Thamian! Stop it! The Curry has begun consuming the hull, it's eating its way into the ship!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
Caremsorriim solsortierre.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 22, 2004
Thamian! Stop blasting the curry! The hull is breaking! We're losing air pressure! You aggrevating it, this is it's defense mechanism!
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
*keeps blasting away* how long do these last?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 23, 2004
This is stunning! Nobody listens to me! Nobody hears me, nobody sees me, nobody cares about me, nobody respects me...
*wanders off, still mumbling*
...nodoby likes me, nobody hmmm hmmmm mmmm...
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 24, 2004
*continues blasting. over half the thing has turned to char and it is slowing down*
Are you surprised by that, rimmsie?
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- 41: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 22, 2004)
- 42: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 22, 2004)
- 43: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 22, 2004)
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- 45: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 22, 2004)
- 46: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 22, 2004)
- 47: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 22, 2004)
- 48: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 22, 2004)
- 49: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 22, 2004)
- 50: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 22, 2004)
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- 53: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 22, 2004)
- 54: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Feb 22, 2004)
- 55: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Feb 23, 2004)
- 56: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 23, 2004)
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