AGG/GAG - 39
Created | Updated Sep 11, 2002
Open your mind and say,'AWW'
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Hello world, Bossel speaking
Without much ado, here's what cropped up during one of those Scuba Scouting tours through the vast depths of the Unedited Guide.
Guide to Theatre Species by purple dragon
What do you call a place to store animals of all kinds and varieties? - 'A zoo' I hear you say. Correct! Now what do you call a place inhabited by all sorts of carbon-based, ape-descended creatures that (usually) walk on their hind legs? - 'Err...' I hear you say. Well, before this page mutates into an intelligence quiz, purple dragon has the answer: it's called a 'theatre'! 
Toddler philosophy by Paranoid Viking
This is the starting point for Socrates, Nietzsche, Bloch and all other philosophers. Before determining whether 
is flat or Space is infinite, we have to work out the basics first.
Bah! Rock music! by JohnSeven
Eww! Please excuse the misinterpreted title 
. On the verge of being material for the Edited Guide, this one starts with teenagers, not toddlers, it's not about Rock music but Baroque music and all in all, it's a grrreat piece of writing .
You can still find the fruit's of Subcommander Deidzoeb's labours
at AGG/GAG Repository of Games for a Rainy Day
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Much thanks to Greebo der Grimalkin for the blobbing.
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| The Dragonlady | She's got a sharp pencil, and her neighbour's got a sharp knife. |
| Sir Bossel | Believe it or not the wise guy in this lot. |
| Darth Zaphod | With perfect pitch, she's earning her scouting badge. |
| Hobbes | Recently spotted waving. Just waving. |
| Spaceman Spiff | Now on extended tour of duty guarding planet Earth. |
| Thirdgirl | Living quietly on the farm, taking no calls. |
| Subcom.Deidzoeb | Looking at houses. And they're looking back. |
| Zaphod | Circling the peripheral things of life. |
| Martin | Sie just lurves those gender-free pronouns! |
| Catwoman | Pssst, Buddy! Can ya spare a little catnip? |
| ~jwf~ | No longer responsible... for anything. |
| tonsil revenge | Unable to raise a cane in anger. |
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