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half the taste


... esrevinu lellarap ym ot emoclew...



My Elvis moment is over and I have re-entered the building, only to find that it's been nannified in my absence...




Môst ôƒ thè çôñtèñt ôñ h2g2 îs çrèátèd bÿ h2g2's Rèsèárçhèrs, whô árè (môrè ôƒtèñ tháñ ñôt) mátürè, ártîçülátè áñd çîvîlîsèd mèmbèrs ôƒ sôçîètÿ whô rárèlÿ üsè Þrôƒáñîtîès - áñd whèñ thèÿ dô, ît's üsüállÿ ƒáîrlÿ îññôçüôüs stüƒƒ, üsèd sîmÞlÿ tô Þrôvîdè á bît ôƒ lîght rèlîèƒ ôr máÿbè ƒôr drámátîç 胃èçt. Ïñ thè èvèñt thát ÿôü çôñsîdèr áñÿthîñg ôñ thîs Þágè tô bè îñ brèáçh ôƒ sômè mîñdlèss, Þürîtáñîçál twáddlè drèámt üÞ bÿ zèálôts Þlèásè ƒèçk ôƒƒ ñôw. Fôr áñÿ ôthèr çômmèñts, Þlèásè èmáîl mÿ dôg - máÿbè hè'll gîvè á shît.


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Pelutho

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until the prisoner confesses.
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