h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Dances with Jellos shoots another arrow off at Titania and Sol and gallops towards the converging Man Called Jello and Two Dogs*

*raises hand to Two Dogs and Dances with Jello's*

How Chaps. Now who the deuces do you have there Two Dogs ? A rather feisty filly if I'm not mistaken. Do get a grip my good man and sort it out - you know that Jello Wolf is watching us from up there on the ridge after all an dthi swon't look good on the half term report what !

Has anyone seen that tub of lard Lightfoot anywhere recently ?

Lightfoot there .... trying to fit Bison between two slices of bread

*points*

actually AMCJ I left Caerwyn behind there - she fell off - but I do have Bonnie

*Jello Wolf surveys the scene and sees - Two Dogs, A Man Called Jello and Dances with Jello's all together preparing to charge again; a large red patch of dirt where Standing Jello met his end; Running Jello trussed up like a thanksgiving turkey and a large overweight Indian trying to eat an entire Bison in one sitting*

*he also sees one member of the posse unhorsed to the north (GL), another two next to Running Jello (Caerwyn + Witty), another (sea) galloping towards the war band and a Percheron with two riders (Titania + Sol) close by*

*Dust obscures what the other posse members are up to*

*he signals for the charge to begin again*

*Dances with Jello's charges back towards the posse once again followed by Two Dogs and A Man Called Jello. They are all firing arrows and guns*

Ooops - that's let the Cat ... or Dog ... out of the bag !

*burp*

Left well behind by the galloping riders, Blue Bear brings the little red wagon to a halt under a clump of brush. A rather bedraggle looking Carmel falls from the branches and tumbles into the bed of the wagon. She looks much like someone who has fallen from benieth a horse.*

Carmel, moans - Is it over? Did we win?

*takes in her suroundings. Sighs deeply*

I can't help but think that this is not how a flanking manuver is meant to work. I think something has gone a bit wrong. Bother! *she stamps her little foot, clearly quite upset* Let's catch up with the rest of the posse slowly, perhaps we can still flank something.

*Blue Bear gets the pugs moving forward at a walk*

eeep!

*sea gets as flat on the horse's back as she can, hoping the indians won't hit her while she's asleep IRL*

They've taken Bonnie!

What is the matter with that mob of Jellos? They are coming back for more!

*hastily loads crossbow with Death by Chocolate bolt cartridge, which will cally encase opponents in a rigid shell of C*dbury's according the instructions received from the Celtic Ring*

*has frying pan in left hand and crossbow in right and prepares to defend herself*

*taking advantage of the dust haze, zooms down and lands in Carmel's little red wagon* untangles two arrows from her cargo net*

Things aren't going well, Carmel. They've got Bonnie.

*Has been busily swatting away arrows with her parasol and loosing the occassional shot off*

Crikey, T they're charging again!

*Jumps off Gandalf to give T more manouvering options and sprints over to Caer on foot*

*whacks Running Jello*

We must be able to take him down between us, Witty!

*closes eyes and sticks fingers into ears*

Now I know you weren't talking to me...

*Inadvertantly crashes into Running Jello*

*Sol sets the Jello wobbling as she recoils off him*

Nice one Sol,

Nice work with the parasol - Sol!

*quickly sorts out various arrows out of long Valkyria-hair*

Ha! I knew two blonde wigs wouldn't be too much!

*seeing that most posse members seems to be on foot now, finding it easier to target jellos on horse backs*

*begins firing elf-fire arrows*

*sprawls in a most unladilike way in the dust*

Oooof.

*Double checks Running Jello's bindings to make sure he is securely tied up.*

Okay, I think I need to focus my attention on those other 3 jellos.

*Unconciously gives them The Look as she takes aim. Fires a shot at the lead rider.*

*shakes head, bounces up out of the dirt and rumages around in carpet bag for the Big Gun.*