h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

eeeewwwwwwwwww!

mmmmmmmmm! Strawberry!

*Wipes the jello out of her eyes and takes aim at the jellos on Bonnie's back. She shoots.*

psst I think you're pinned down by Running Jello my dear . Have to be orf I have some trouble of my own dontcherknow

*desperately tries to reload and avoid the flying tackle. Messes up both things*

simulpost, you win


*Witty curls into fetal position and throws her arms over her head.*

*sea flies shoulder first into AMCJ and knocks him off the horse*

*somersaults off the back of his horse and lands in a heap in the dirt. The Harrison Bros Shotgun (armourers to the Queen and purveyors of the finest shotguns money can by) spins out of his hand and lands on a rock discharging the one barrel that had been loaded*

*from nowhere a stream of 16 guage buckshot blows the head of Running Jello's Tomahawk off it's shaft*

Huh !

*Feels Running Jello flinch and peeks between her fingers. Seeing the headless tomahawk, she uncoils and strikes out with both feet at RJ's crotch.*

Heeee-ya!

*grabs the bowler, tries to abscond with it, but has som etrouble being that it's still attatched to AMCJ's head*

arrg! come off!

Hah ! Missed both my legs !!

*a look of immense hurt then slowly crosses Running Jello's face and he slowly topples sideways into the dust moaning*

*holds onto Bowler with both hands*

Unhand me Madam ! Restrain yourself !!

*imagines every male researcher wincing*

*continues to wrestle the hat off of AMCJ*

simulpost!

*pauses*

do you see what you did to my blouse?

*holds up arm so AMCJ can see the gaping hole*

you killed my hat, too! grrrrrrrrrrr!

*sea gives up on attacking the bowler, decides to attempt to strangle AMCJ instead*

*Pulls a stray length of heavyweight worsted yarn out of her pocket begins to hogtie Running Jello while he is still incapacitated.*

Sorry, fella. You know, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

Well, maybe not.

*gawps at gaping hole in blouse*

Well I never ... well I have but ... well what I mean is ...

*being a gentleman he averts his eyes (eventually)*

*resumes trying to wrestle bowler from AMCJ's head*

*releases Bowler suddenly depositing sea on her derriere*

If you want the bally thing so badly you should have said so my dear. Sadly I fear it is beyond redemption and I must order another.

*spotting Bearpaw loose nearby he jogs over to her, vaults on and rides off back to the melee*

Cheerio ! Pleasure to have met you ... we must have lunch sometime.

*Jello Wolf now disatisfied with the way the battle is going signals to the war band to regroup and attack once again*

*a very tired and hot Lightfoot looks up at the signal and decides he can't go any further without a quick bite to eat *

*Two Dogs struggles with Caerwyn but manages to urge Bonnie off towards the others with a kick of his heels*

*gapes at suddenly de-masked researcher*

*blinks*

*gazes at bowler, then snaps out of daze. stuffs mutilated bowler into pocket as "scalp" of defeated enemy, runs to grab horse and pursue the others again*