h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cover your ears, Sol!

*turning head in general jello direction*

OlolololololololololololololoaaaaaaiiiiiijJIH!!!

*Gandalf twitches his ears*

*Hears wild indian shouts from behind, then an even wilder shout from close behind. Covers ears.*

What the heck was that?????

*Notices the indian to the side gaining on him. Urges his horse to greater speed. Takes a quick shot at the indian.*

*Hears Titania's cry. Cringes a little. Makes a mental note to revise the Apachello war cry when he gets home.*

Carmel, returning to lucidity* ...Bambi's mother...Bambi's mother!

*with these word's Carmel find's the strength to do what a soft toy's gotta do. Clearly, the pug's and wagon will swiftly be overtaken by the horsemen. Carmel and Blue Bear let them.
As soon as a horse and ride loom over them the wagon veers sharply - under the horse. Carmel leaps like a bunny and is soon hanging from the saddle blanket (ooc - or the cinch, or maybe the fringe of the rider's leggings, I hate to be a bother but I just don't know anything about Native American tack and I do hope there is something I can hang from -ooc).

Carmel begins to tickle the horse mercilessly.

*Continues to lumber along behind the rest. Sweat pours down his chubby cheeks, making the war paint run. His horse labours under the weight, but valiantly struggles on. Lightfoot again tries to fire an arrow and this time succeeds. The arrow flys straight towards Standing Jello. Lightfoot closes his eyes.*

Blue Bear climbs into the box of tiny grenades and begins tossing them all over the place. After a few false starts he remembers to pull the pins. It should soon become apparent to the Apachello's, or at least to their horses, that the little red and fawn thing they are trying not to step on is trying to kill them.

Carmel - I thought you went around the west side of the mesa. The indians are all chasing the posse members that went around the east side. It was a set-up so that you could appear behind the indians at some point. However, under will work just as well as behind.

*His horse suddenly starts behaving strangely - swerving from side to side, changing pace suddenly. An arrow flys by, narrowly missing him. Small explosions start taking place all around.*

Carmel ooc- Oh, bother, I'm just in continuity Heck, aren't I? I thought we'd all go west as that was your first suggestion; you mean you took my idea about splitting up seriously? Golly, that was nice of you.-ooc

Blue Bear ooc - Well, I certainly didn't take her seriously! - ooc

Of course, I took it seriously. How could I resist a cute little bunny like you? And you're not in continuity heck - you just went west instead of east, that's all

*aims his Webley revolver at Garius and squeezes of fa shot*

[Now, let's see here: Reploid (armed with what's basically a plasma cannon as well as a revolver and wearing some sort of 1337 armor under his cowboy suit) vs. Apachello Indians (armed with bow & arrow and armored with their own skin as well as that of other life forms). Let's see how this works out:]

[X gets hit in the back by an arrow.]

[X] Ow! [throws the arrow away]

[He turns around and fires a shot from his X-Buster at Lightfoot Jello, who he thinks fired the arrow. (If LFJ wants, X is correct in this assumption.)]

*A shot whines by and a green feather flys out behind. GL jerks his head around to look where the shot came from and is surprised to see an indian wearing a bowler. A bowler with feathers in it, mind you, but a bowler nevertheless. GL shoots over his shoulder at the bowler.*

*unnoticed he cuts in and gallops towards Witty eying up her scalp*

*he draws a knife from his belt*

This will be part payment for the death of my brother Two Jellos.

*Running Jello now comes alongside Witty on the opposite side to Two Dogs Jelloing. He too draws his knife and prepares to leap from Bearpaw his horse*

Bonnie! Faster! FASTER!! Aieeeeeeee!

*Leans as far away from Two Dogs Jelloing as she can. She aims the nano-gun, closes her eyes and fires.

*Falls farther and farther behind. As X fires his X-Buster, Lightfoot scrolls off the screen that X is on, rendering him immune to the small energy balls that were fired (since X wasn't glowing purple). His horse slows to a trot, wheezing, then to a walk, then to a stop. Lightfoot gets off, then finds something behind a boulder. It looks like a hamburger, but says "Tri-Thunder" on it. Lightfoot eats it and feels a strange new power. He gets back on the slightly rested horse and gallops back onto the screen with X in it. He then fires the Tri-Thunder at X*


How's that? Had to look all that X stuff up on the internet.

*looks around, hearing Witty screaming*

*urges Gandalf towards Witty and jellos*

*afraid to hit Witty with arrow*

*grabs an arrow in each hand, intending to poke a jello in the ribs if she can get close enough*

*the shot from Witty blows off Two Dogs hat and momentarily distracting him but he recovers his composure quickly. Bracing himself he LEAPS from his horse towards Witty knife held high*

*watching Witty shooting at Two Dogs, Running Jello closes with Witty and he too LEAPS from Bearpaw towards Witty knife held high*