h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Witty, feeling distinctly paranoid and the moment, panics and loses her balance. She grabs onto the strap that girdles Bonnie as she slips, resulting in her hanging from Bonnie's underside, hopefully out of reach of the injunjellos.

Aieeeeeeeeee!

good thing Bonnie is a Clydesdale!

*more than a little surprised Running Jello lands on the back of the Clydesdale on his own*

*lands right behind Running Jello. Starts looking around for Witty*

*the huge Percheron has now reached Witty's horse and bites Bearpaw in the butt, trying to squeeze in between the two horses*

*Titania waves arrows menacingly at jellos, while Solnushka extends a helping hand to Witty*

*Alarmed to see a bunch of legs on either side of Bonnie.*

*ahead a little and much closer to Garius the renegage 14th Earl Lucan winces as a bullet goes through his best Bowler*

That's not cricket old boy - almost irreplaceable out west a good bowler you know

*holsters Webley and draws out a Harrison Bros side-by-side 16 guage shotgun. Discharges both barrels at Garius and his horse*

*In the confusion caused by his prancing horse, he looses off an arrow in the general direction of the posse. The arrow flys straight towards crowd around Bonney.*

*watches as the wily Bearpaw bucks and puts both hooves into the Percheron's flank before nipping out from the pack*


*steadies his own horse and looses anothe well aimed arrow at the posse*

*Sees Sol's hand waving and considers grabbing it. Deciding that it's too risky, Witty wedges her feet into other parts of Bonnie's tack, allowing her to use the hand that, remarkably, still holds her nano-gun. She commences firing at the moccasin clad feet of the injuns on Bonnie's back.*

*GL hears a shotgun blast and his horse stumbles under him. He kicks his feet out of the stirrups as the horse goes down and jumps clear, rolling as he hits. Pierrot leaps from his shoulder and starts flying around the head with wearing the bowler.*

Pierrot: Awwwwwk, kill our horse, will ya? Take that!

*Pecks the nose under the hat.*

*startled*

Now what the blue blazes !!!!! Be gone with you ! Shoo ! Can't be having this when there's Chaps business to attend to !

*tries to bat Pierrot away*

~back with Witty and the rest of the Posse~

*feels his left moccasin being prickled*

Ow !!!

*hauls on Bonnies reins to bring her to a halt*

*somewhat surprised to find two jellos up on the saddle right behind her*

Bonnie I hope you can take the extra weight!

*starts to push back hoping to dislodge at least one jello, whilst firing bolts behind her*

*leans over Bonnie's flank and tries to stab Witty with his knife but is unsettled by Bonnie coming to a halt*

*is pushed back in the saddle and lurches into Running Jello*

Will you get off!

*starts hitting him round the head with the crossbow*

*grabs Caerwyn and starts to struggle with her but drops his knife*

*Bonnie is gradually coming to a somewhat lumbering halt*

Hang on Witty!

*continues to belabour jellos about the head*

*slings his bow around his shoulders and heads towards Two Dogs and Running Jello*