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LegersV007 Posted May 19, 2003
why red
By now dear chap, you should have recognised a man in our ?. Only a MAN of a great mind can enjoy such things as Stanislaw Lem, "Odysseus of Ithaca." On the other point, only a MAN can drink so much and not get pissy drunk as Questers does,what
And I do appologize for being an imbecile and now knowing dear Unkkers. You see I was rased be someone whose best friend in life were a bottle of Glen Wobble and local Gal. Cause of that little matter, I'm a little weak on the history side. Also, if I may point out, Unkkers has never dropped in the club since I proudly became a part of it, nor was it ever mentioned until recently.
*picks up his drink and walks toward the thinking window*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 19, 2003
Well I'm glad we've cleared that up then what !
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 20, 2003
Unkkers, not mentioned?! Good grief, is there really any need to mention the source of that infernal racket in the smoking room?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted May 20, 2003
Do you mind,Legers old chap?I was here first Gazing out as if deep in thought is what I always do on a Tuesday morning between 10 and half past! One can't break with ritual or frightful things will happen monarchy topples,bottom falls out of the scotch market damn women running the country.....I say some blighter has taken my chair by the fire young jackanapes....
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted May 20, 2003
if that's an aspersion cast my way, i wish to make it clearly understood that the chair by the fire is mine according to all rules and standards, having annexed it following proper GSSS procedure (grab, squat, squat, snarl) and i ain't gettin' up any time, not as long as the stack of Glen Wobble stowed under it lasts.
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? Posted May 20, 2003
LegersV007 (most peculiar moniker that), Delicia, acutecat (most odd conceot that), and Lady Lowena ... in a developing spat ... oh, good gawd chaps, this is simply not the done thing now, eh?
....
Egad, ... the plot, it appears, thickens, eh what? Even with the diversionary references to blended scotch whiskeys ... humm ... what say you, chaps?
What, exactly, have we here, eh? Besides, that is, of the infernal noise, of this most unseemly, unnecessary, incipient squabble, of course?
...
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUMPPHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 20, 2003
*notices the impending spat*
Ekkers old boy - where did we put all the jello wrestling paraphernalia and accoutrements ? They are around here somewhere aren't they ?
Look lively man - chop chop !
I'll have a fiver on the delicious Delicia but I don't fancy Legers chances much though.
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? Posted May 20, 2003
Smashing idea, Redders old fellow!! Jolly blooming good!!! Let 'em have at it, wot?
Q
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 20, 2003
*moving faster than at anytime since the 1926 General Strike Redders organises manservants, Fred Hog and the rest of the gardeners to erect the jello wrestling arena. The kitchen staff are press ganged into making a jello of just the right consistency. Within a short time all is ready and as a final act Redders has a few flunkies bring his favourite beguilingly soft and welcoming armchair into the plum spot to view the event*.
Ready whenever you are gels
*settles in for a bit of sport*
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted May 21, 2003
m'dear chap, you're overlookin' a vital bit of strategic fact here, which is that i ain't goin' to get up from that chair by the fire, is the whole point what? I mean, what were we talkin' about, say now. *leans back muttering under breath* settin' his armchair to watch a battle that's not goin' to happen, not anywhere near the place he's set the chair in anyway. Don't he look a perfect fool now. *guffaw* Hoh, ho.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 21, 2003
'strornary behaviour from Popsy ... 'magine not girding ones loins for a spot of good old fashioned competition - 'specially when the weather's so fine ...
Dashed queer things at times, Popsy. Never will fathom the mysterious machinations of their minds - poetically alliterative I'm sure you'd all agree ...
Now, where's the McLurchers got to ... I've got a bone to pick with it. It's left my head feeling like Jerry's strafed the frontal lobe ... and while we're at it; anyone spot a badger skulking into me quarters last night?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted May 21, 2003
Place is turning into a madhouse.Worse than the House.At least there a fellow can quietly doze while the chaps at the front shuffle some papers around......Chairs all over the place nothing on the menu for lunch but jelly its simply not on.
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? Posted May 21, 2003
I say, chaps, it appears as though we will need to direct the help to pick up some of these recalcitrant gels (chairs and all, if it must be) and give them the old heave ho into the jello, eh what?!
where's that confounded pulley and crane contraption gone of to; we might have to deploy it after all, eh?
nothing a good heave ho won't settle, what?
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LegersV007 Posted May 21, 2003
First of all dear Red, I resent your saying about my persona. I believe that I got very good chances with our dear delicious Delicia, especially with the case of Glen Wobble that I keep for special occasions like this one. Furthermore, if it wasn't for the ladies in this empire and the lack of glooves, I would of had to call you on a duel.
Nevertheless, for the reasons mentioned above I think I'll instead take that nice cushioned chair near your viewing position and watch jello battles
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 21, 2003
Planning on hitting her over the head with the Glen Wobble then Legers !
GUFFFFAAWWWWWWWWW
Come and pull up a pew next to me dear boy .... I think we'll leave this one to the ladies what . They'll come round .... they always do - true it may take a little tinkering with the housekeeping but I'd swear on the Empire that the sun never sets on that they'll be here in a trice.
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LegersV007 Posted May 21, 2003
Redder, dear chap, thats why I enoiy talking to you, you are a man of great mind and humor
Ladies, you shall begin
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 21, 2003
That's the spirit ! Now where the deuce has the tottie gorn ?
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted May 22, 2003
The time it took you geniusses to think of gettin' a crane in here was quite enough fer me to nail the legs of me chair to the floor securely.
And anyone in their right minds weighing up the comparative merits of a pool full of jelly and twopunder rare steaks will go an' have a good yell at the kitchen staff to stop that tomfoolery at once. I like mine with nothing but some coarse grained pepper sprinkled on it, and don't slop any sissy sauce over it, if you please.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 22, 2003
Rare you say ... burnt in other words ... bring me the cow and a sharp knife. If it doesn't moo when you cut it, it's over done ...
That's the problem with Johnny Foreigner - their meat is so damned frightful they have to drown it in filthy sauces ... destined to play second fiddle to blighty in perpetuity to my mind. That'll teach 'em to peppercorn sauce a prime fillet.
Now, where were we ...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 22, 2003
Tottie and Jello old boy !
*thinks*
Sounds like some damnable cockney cuisine doesn't it.
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- 161: LegersV007 (May 19, 2003)
- 162: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 19, 2003)
- 163: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 20, 2003)
- 164: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (May 20, 2003)
- 165: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (May 20, 2003)
- 166: ? (May 20, 2003)
- 167: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 20, 2003)
- 168: ? (May 20, 2003)
- 169: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 20, 2003)
- 170: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (May 21, 2003)
- 171: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 21, 2003)
- 172: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (May 21, 2003)
- 173: ? (May 21, 2003)
- 174: LegersV007 (May 21, 2003)
- 175: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 21, 2003)
- 176: LegersV007 (May 21, 2003)
- 177: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 21, 2003)
- 178: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (May 22, 2003)
- 179: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 22, 2003)
- 180: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 22, 2003)
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