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Post 321

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Yes, well... that Bond fellow is always claimed to be a gentleman but he's never been played on screen by a gentleman so I don't think it counts. Plus, only a complete philestine shakes a Martini as it bruises the gin... I had to make a Martini by myself once in '64 when my butler was sick (plague apparently, though he made a miraculous recovery), it was gruelling I can tell you.


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Post 322

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Three months and not so much as a peep from anyone else...

I think I'll stick to The Sheridan Club in future.


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Post 323

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

Three months of blessed peace and quite an' now this chatterbox comes bargin' in, ruinin' the moment. No consideration for the members dontchaknow. Well well well, as I am awake now *baleful glare* I might as well have a peg of something or other *struggles to feet from the debth of the armchair by the fire*


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Post 324

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Seems Johnny Italic has put this place on the Front Page.


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Post 325

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

Has he now. I don't recall a motion to this effect havin been brought in any time in the last decade. Nor soundly rejected by majority vote in due course. Now that accounts for actual words havin been spoken in these hallowed halls not so long ago. Thought I had been dreamin. HOPED I had been dreamin *glare*


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Post 326

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Why all the glaring? One doesn't get treated in such a hostile manner at The Sheridan.

Harrumph!


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Post 327

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

Oh yes one does, makin an infernal noise like that, wakin everybody up an disturbin the dust which was settlin nicely. Damn inconsiderate. *GLARE* Who're you then, breezin in here in this disgustinly energetic manner, eh what? Do we know your people?


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Post 328

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

No, one does not. The Sheridan is a wonderful place... except for the rampaging Gnus.

Anyway, I am Horatio Aberystwyh Teflon McNugget-Dreadful, but most people call me Mr. Dreadful.

If by 'people' (such a middle class term) you mean my valet, I should hope so. His cocktail mixing skills are legendary from The Raj to the Colonies.


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Post 329

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Pip Pip chaps, anyone seen my butler?


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Post 330

U695218

Would join you chaps, but first I must away a fair few miles in the Bristol which has just screeched to a halt on the gravel outside, (must tell Mellors to watch his braking). I'm off to a particularly pleasurable task: that of conducting a quality control tasting of a new hogshead of 'Monk's Habit' which if successful will be available in the village local.


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Post 331

flyingfireballxl5

morning chaps

would you like to taste my special beer
it's called bishops finger. and when you pull
one it make a bum burp nanny would'nt like it he he he he!


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Post 332

ReddishDog

*Snorts and opens one eye very slowly*


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Post 333

Paddington_Bear

Us Bears like to sink back in our deep leather armchairs.....and...."zzzzzzzz"

A good shot of bourbon always wakes us up though....


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Post 334

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

Damn and blast it all!

I seem to be a decade behind with my membership fees and bar tab. It might ruin me by god!


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