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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jul 17, 2006
Yes, well... that Bond fellow is always claimed to be a gentleman but he's never been played on screen by a gentleman so I don't think it counts. Plus, only a complete philestine shakes a Martini as it bruises the gin... I had to make a Martini by myself once in '64 when my butler was sick (plague apparently, though he made a miraculous recovery), it was gruelling I can tell you.
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Oct 12, 2006
Three months and not so much as a peep from anyone else...
I think I'll stick to The Sheridan Club in future.
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted Oct 18, 2006
Three months of blessed peace and quite an' now this chatterbox comes bargin' in, ruinin' the moment. No consideration for the members dontchaknow. Well well well, as I am awake now *baleful glare* I might as well have a peg of something or other *struggles to feet from the debth of the armchair by the fire*
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Apr 17, 2007
Seems Johnny Italic has put this place on the Front Page.
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted Apr 18, 2007
Has he now. I don't recall a motion to this effect havin been brought in any time in the last decade. Nor soundly rejected by majority vote in due course. Now that accounts for actual words havin been spoken in these hallowed halls not so long ago. Thought I had been dreamin. HOPED I had been dreamin *glare*
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Apr 18, 2007
Why all the glaring? One doesn't get treated in such a hostile manner at The Sheridan.
Harrumph!
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Delicia - The world's acutest kitten Posted Apr 27, 2007
Oh yes one does, makin an infernal noise like that, wakin everybody up an disturbin the dust which was settlin nicely. Damn inconsiderate. *GLARE* Who're you then, breezin in here in this disgustinly energetic manner, eh what? Do we know your people?
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Apr 27, 2007
No, one does not. The Sheridan is a wonderful place... except for the rampaging Gnus.
Anyway, I am Horatio Aberystwyh Teflon McNugget-Dreadful, but most people call me Mr. Dreadful.
If by 'people' (such a middle class term) you mean my valet, I should hope so. His cocktail mixing skills are legendary from The Raj to the Colonies.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2007
Pip Pip chaps, anyone seen my butler?
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U695218 Posted May 27, 2008
Would join you chaps, but first I must away a fair few miles in the Bristol which has just screeched to a halt on the gravel outside, (must tell Mellors to watch his braking). I'm off to a particularly pleasurable task: that of conducting a quality control tasting of a new hogshead of 'Monk's Habit' which if successful will be available in the village local.
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flyingfireballxl5 Posted Jun 2, 2008
morning chaps
would you like to taste my special beer
it's called bishops finger. and when you pull
one it make a bum burp nanny would'nt like it he he he he!
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ReddishDog Posted Apr 13, 2009
*Snorts and opens one eye very slowly*
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Paddington_Bear Posted Aug 9, 2009
Us Bears like to sink back in our deep leather armchairs.....and...."zzzzzzzz"
A good shot of bourbon always wakes us up though....
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 16, 2014
Damn and blast it all!
I seem to be a decade behind with my membership fees and bar tab. It might ruin me by god!
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- 322: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Oct 12, 2006)
- 323: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (Oct 18, 2006)
- 324: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Apr 17, 2007)
- 325: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (Apr 18, 2007)
- 326: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Apr 18, 2007)
- 327: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (Apr 27, 2007)
- 328: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Apr 27, 2007)
- 329: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 9, 2007)
- 330: U695218 (May 27, 2008)
- 331: flyingfireballxl5 (Jun 2, 2008)
- 332: ReddishDog (Apr 13, 2009)
- 333: Paddington_Bear (Aug 9, 2009)
- 334: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 16, 2014)
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