A Conversation for The Chaps Club

Offended ? We do hope so !

Post 1

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Do come in old bean.

We are absolutely thrilled to have offended you in some way. Our highly trained and very expensive team of QC's will be along in two ticks to attend to your complaint or request from compensation shortly.

Pull up a pew and make yourself comfortable ... we might be a while.


Offended ? We do hope so !

Post 2

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

<< Inetrnal Memo to the Chaps Club Legal Team >>

Dear Spendid Fellows in the elite (and handsomely rewarded) Legal Team,

Trust that everything is going smoothly on the legal front ?

Splendid not to hear from you.

We've let some Filly's into the lub. Thought you ought to know after what happened last time. Remember vigilance is our middle name what. Actually mine is Lord something or another but that's not important right now.

Toodle Pip !

Redders
Membership secretary and all round good egg


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