h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* see that noone would support his decision jumps into an Austin Martin and follows Questers*

I got you back side coveres my friend, Lets show 'em Frenchies what a real huntin' is.

*in the distance high above Calais watching the elite of the Chaps Club approach his position*

~radio~

cccrrkkkkshhhh ..... this way Chaps ..... follow the trail of the broken cloches, the burnt out citroens and the .... skkweerrrrl .... the Frenchies are up to their necks in merde now ..... rrrssshhhhh

Croissants and brioches! I thought it was a Cc trip to the bally hypermarkets! Nobody said anything about the need for arms! Redders i may need some help here m'aidez..m'aidez.

Keep yer knickers on Popsy, old girl ... Ekkers here to the rescue ...

Take that French bed wetting types ... and that you sons of an all round rotter ...

Tell you what, these lily-livered, onion chomping, garlic-odoured Jacques wouldn't know a good thing if it slapped them in the face with a baguette screaming "I'm a bally good thing and all round good egg" ...

H'zar ...

Tunnel vision, that`s their problem, or one of `em.
And it aint Channel Tunnel vision either!
A dose of cold steel is what they need..they don`t like it up `em, y`know..

HAW HAW HAW......

Redders, what would ya say if we'll get 'em in a ring like the damn sheep that they are? They won't understan the fact that they'll be trapped, circle involves too much thinking for them, what.

I say Leggers how do you propose to attack the blooming frogs in that Aston-Martin, eh? Be a good Chap and jump into a Hurri or a Spit, eh? Not a moment to loose, there's a good fellow! hip! hip!

Q, kg

Hurri will do the job I guess.
*jumps into one and with screetching tires take off"
What a fabulos machine. Even has a bar in it. A little MacLurcher won't make it worse

~over the Chaps Club radio~

Spitter to Swallows, spitter to swallows ..... acknowledge please.

Good news from Calais Chaps. Bally Frenchie sortied his crap crates bout five minutes ago several of them we sent straight down into the how's-your-father.

Sadly namby-pamby Frenchie kite jockeys have bang seats and silk brollies. Good pickings on your way in over.

Top hole, Redders old man.

Got a little close to being jumped by some dratted hun in his beastly one-one-oh ... I could smell the bratwurst and sauerkraut but couldn't see the chap ... hung from my staps for a moment or two, playing dead if you will - Fritz flew on past and I gave him what for ... bit of him are scattered over Reims ... only hope he doesn't go tarnishing the champagne crop ...

Ekki be more careful dear chap. Frits are good warriors when such are needed.

I'm catching on to some Frenchie on a moped, what. Should I just run him over, fellows?

cccrrrkkkshhh ..... run him over twice to be quite sure Legers .... sssrrchhhhhh

Leggers, you're supposed to fly a Hurricane not run it along the ground, eh? It can get bally awkward, especially if you plan on crossing the Channel, what!?

And they don't corner that well either ...

Not really a typical Chap type of transport at all really. Kind of thing you'd expect Fred Hog to come into work on.

*frowns*

You could always try a tank, Leggers, plenty of room for error with one of them.
Got to be the right one though, non of yer modern rubbish, full of doodad gimmicks like the Shermans and Churchills. You need one of them Dreadnought thingies, like an oblong sort of tilted over.
Basic mayhem, that`s what you need....

As we were informed, falsely, I am inclined to believe, by Will Shakespeare, as he curried favor with ER I, Richard III, lost his kingdom for want of horse.

So, my dear Legers, you wouldn't want to be similarly and thusly, falsely defamed now, would you, what?!

No, I should think not!

Come along now. Good man!

I agree with you all my friends. It will be hard to run him over with the Hurry. I willl wait until he comes to an open spot and gaive him a taste of my wing. I believe that would be a better idea.

I agree with you all my friends. It will be hard to run him over with the Hurry. I willl wait until he comes to an open spot and gaive him a taste of my wing. I believe that would be a better idea.

Seems a shame to have a splendid mount like the Hurrricane earthbound old chap. Have you considered the alternatives ..... like um ..... taking orf into the wild blue yonder, what.

Your choice old boy but it's a rum do when we're all up here and you're down there with the hoi polloi !