A Conversation for The Temple of Confusionism
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Arthbard Posted May 31, 2003
Ooh...Free baths...
*examines charcoal for fine print*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted May 31, 2003
I don't think there is any. I can't quite remember why you're getting a free bath though.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Arthbard Posted Jun 2, 2003
Probably just because I'm really cool and stuff.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 2, 2003
...yeah, an' sutff...
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 2, 2003
The stuff particularly. Yeah.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 2, 2003
Yeah!!! 
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 2, 2003
What actually is the stuff we're talking about, by the way?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 3, 2003
I know what *I'm* talking' 'bout.
Think man, think!
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Arthbard Posted Jun 4, 2003
I theorize that the stuff in question would be my Evil Dead DVDs, though I could be mistaken.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 5, 2003
...*write across the sky...*
::::::::::I'M OLDER THAN YOU FEEL::::: 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 5, 2003
I think you are sorely mistaken Arthbard.
I haven't felt you for a while Pan, so I wouldn't know.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 5, 2003
Thasss my point. 
Nobody 
rubs me anymore!
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Arthbard Posted Jun 7, 2003
Well...You know, I could give away free baths, too.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 7, 2003
Could you rub my head one way whilst rubbing my tummy another direction<?>
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 7, 2003
*Gives Pan the extra- special Roadkill-o-rama rub*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 8, 2003
ENOUGH!
That wasn't EVEN funny!
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Arthbard Posted Jun 9, 2003
Well, it was a little funny...I mean, how dare you, Roadkill! That was completely inappropriate!
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 9, 2003
Yeah, what he said.Show him how it's done. 
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 9, 2003
Oops. I must have got the two confused.
How bout if I give Arthbard the Roadkill-o- rama rub while he's rubbing Pan?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant two- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a truncheon of ham fit for me.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 10, 2003
You mean...the three of us<?>
What to wear, what to wear...
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