h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know a lady that keeps using the word "flusterated," a confusion of the words "frustrated" and "flustered." It drives me crazy. In matters of confusion, I want to be the one doing the confusing.

Oh, that's not bad. I like confusilated, a combination between confused and...Well...Nothing in particular...Ilat, I suppose. It's my own personal invention, that...Or no...Maybe it was someone else's...I forget. Regardless, it can generate quantities of confusion, though it can sometimes be even more confusing to not say anything and just assume the other person knows what it was you didn't say.

the simpsons word is discombobulated

That's a real word! I looked it up in the dictionary!

seriously?? whats the definition?

Really? A real word? Now, *that's* confusing.

yup, I'm all flusterated and discombobulated

Discombobulate - "to throw into confusion, upset" It does have the notation that it is slang.

cool. I think.

Yes, very cool. Better than cool, actually. It's...Um...Coolerated. Yes. That's what it is.

Funkooleristic?

Ooh...Pretty good. Funkooleristic. Has a nice ring to it.

it's like fantastic plus funky plus cool, only spelt cool which makes it even kooler.

Of course. If we could somehow manage to fit "groovy" in there somewhere, it could be the most funkooleristic word ever.

Here's my kool word of the day - dichromatic - "having two colors".

funkoovleristic?

Ooh...Ahh...This word must be added to the dictionary. I'll get a pencil.

*dances around yelling funkoovleristic and flapping wings with multicoloured halo shining particularly bright*

Right. There it is. In the dictionary. Right between aardvark and abacus. I didn't have room for a definition, but hopefully people will get the idea.

huh?