h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even though I'm not religious. and if all the world is in your head, where is the evidence that your head even exists? By the way..I've actually started a school for the perpetually confused. It's complete and utter crap. Er..yes..so erm..uh?
Quille the perpetually confused searching for Egor, the brain, and the yellow brick road.

Ah, well, not being religious and frequenting a temple sounds like quite a confusing use of your time, so that's all well and good...At least I think it is. It's hard to tell. It's all very confusing you see...

*sees* aw well..it's confusion I am searching for..and seem to have found

Ah, yes, we're all very confused, here. You've certainly found a lot of confusion...Or either you haven't, and you're just so confused you think you have, but that's okay, because that's just as confusing, and if I had any idea at all what I'm talking about I'd...Well...I don't know, but I'm sure it would be something really different...

That strangely makes an amazing amount of sense in such a confusing manner that it can be interpretted by another so confused as myself. Confusing...

Oh...That is confusing...It's so confusing that I think I just saw a duck walk by. Hello, duck. How are you? Never mind. That happens from time to time. I think they come over from that pond that's not over there in any way whatsoever.

Oh yes I see that pond that isn't there is really quite crawling with mass amounts of ducks that appear to be walking this way not to mention s that don't really exist because they are mythological and the like and could not possible fly..rather like bubmlebees.

Ah, yeah...We get a lot of trouble with those s. I had the exterminator out here three times last week. Unfortunately, it didn't do much good, because they're all magical and stuff. To him, exterminating s was a pretty happy thought, so he just kept floating away, what with all the pixie dust they keep giving off.

..that is a rather major problem. Perhaps confusing the s so much that they just decide to stop existing or disappear is an option. Or maybe telling them that their pond isn't really there and that they are all figments of our imagination anyway and that they don't really exist in the first place so it isn't possible that they can continue existing once we've noticed that we are fooling ourselves and would wish it to stop..Or maybe calling a different exterminator would be helpful?
of confusion...

Convincing the s that they only exist, because we think they exist, so therefore they don't really exist, but do, because we think they do - but we don't anymore - shows promise, but they just keep flitting about, getting that darned pixie dust all over everything.

*takes out the shopvac and sucks all the little buggers up along with their dust*
There

Ooh...Nice work. They shan't be bugging us anymore...Get it? Bugging...Because they're like...Bugs...Well...No...I guess they're not...Don't know why I said that, really. Just forget it.

Ooo yes quite a confusing but indeed nice and dandy term

Oh, yes...Nice, dandy...Nifty, even. I shall have to use it more often. I think from now on, I'll replace the word "it" with the word "bugging." Bugging's a very good idea, is bugging not?

Bugging well is. Bugging is a great word for Bugging...
of confusion learning GuideML!!!

*stops to read*

Hating GuideML...Hm...Having trouble with GuideML, are you? Bugging's not so hard once you get the hang of bugging. If you have questions, I'd be happy to attempt an answer, though I'm on-line so rarely, now, that you likely won't receive a very prompt reply. I also can't make any guarantees as to my understandability.

Indeed..Actually I'm understanding GuideML now that I actually spent some time on starting bugging..Perhaps some pictures and the like will be added and maybe I'll even reformat my space soon..*bloody likely* ty for the offer I will take bugging *it* up if I come across a need
ta for your courtesy..

No problem. I've had a couple of people come to me for help, before. At least one wound up ing before me, which was quite nifty.

I'm an expert er...Have already ed to countless souls.. SInce I'm getting no reply from any one else..can subheaders be centered? and what is the code for it?

for good measure