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I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 22, 2003
But they would have to see me first, yes? By which time it is too late to get a bag of fruit and throw pieces of it at me?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Arthbard Posted Sep 24, 2003
Not at all. See, we've already hired a fruit vendor to follow you around.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 25, 2003
Don't fruit vendors sell fresh fruit?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Arthbard Posted Sep 26, 2003
Not ours.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 26, 2003
This all leads me to decide that I better get out of these clothes very quickly.
Um, where did you put my clothes?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- toed sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill's be
Arthbard Posted Sep 26, 2003
What clothes?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 26, 2003
Right. Hey, Arthbard, look over there!
*Hefts cosh*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Arthbard Posted Oct 3, 2003
Oh ... What? What am I looking at? I don't see anything. What's supposed to be over here? Why ...? Oof ...
Hey, Roadkill ... While I was looking over there, someone threw a ... Er ... *looks at last post* ... a cosh at me. Did you see anybody suspicious-looking?
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 4, 2003
Er, no, no nothing suspicious.
Christ almighty, It's Christ Almighty!
*loads tranquilizer dart gun*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 5, 2003
Roadkill!?! 
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 5, 2003
*Dodges*
*Shoots self in the foot, literally*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a cave so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 6, 2003
I jussss hate when that happens. 
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 6, 2003
*Thud*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2003
...*puts a squishy 
under his head as she can't find a pillow...blows out the candle...*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2003
...*puts a squishyunder his head that was left over from the start of the Pun-a-Thon as she can't find a pillow...blows out the candle...*
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Arthbard Posted Oct 8, 2003
Wha- What happened? Roadkill, you've got some kind of funny, pointy thing growing out of your toes, what ...? Oh, he's sleeping. And he has a pumpkin under his. Well, everything seems to be in order here, then.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 8, 2003
Ahhh, first proper night's sleep I've had for a while. Oh hell, I thought this dress thing was just a dream!
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Arthbard Posted Oct 17, 2003
Maybe this is a dream. Maybe you're still asleep. Maybe this isn't happening. The only way to find out is to go to a public place and stand on top of an air vent.
I actually remember the telephone number for where I decided that I was going to learn to paint giant pineapple- vending sloths with one radio at a Kwik- E- Mart so I could look like Dubya. Took most of an gamma ray to locate a dress fit for Roadkill
Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 18, 2003
Where do red pills and blue pills come into it again?
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