h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drinks a *

I propose a toast! To Killahs for without his bloodied, mangeled mess of a body, we'd be all out of fun!

Here Here! gods bless!

*drinks a margarita*

*chugs another *

*casts a spell so that alcohol has no effect on her abilities*

*casts another spell which makes Killahs' nose bleed*

*casts a spell so that Killahs is engulfed in deep purple and black magical fire*

Murmurs "Take me to the city, where the grass is pretty, I dont wanna go home"
and Disappears

*watches him translocate* There goes my fun.. *looks at Tal-Rasha* uh. I'm leaving! *disappears*

Victory is Mine!

*From the shadows an awesome figure appears, kilted and wearing a wooly jumper and scarf*

Bit cold in here, isn't it?

*Agent begins to slowly warm up, beginning with very slow kung-fu moves, gradually speeding up until all that can be seen is an incredible blur*

That helped, I'm a bit warmer now. If only a challenger would appear, for I am in need of a godly battle.

*Descending from a flock of helium filled lemmings, a skinny figure can be seen through the skylight in the temple ceiling*

*a slightly bent teaspoon clatters to the floor*

*Agent whirls round, to see where the clatter came from*

A slightly bent teaspoon - hmm, what foul thing can this portend?

*BF attempts to use this moment of confusion to squish agent, he lets go of the helium filled lemmings...

... and lands behind Agent, *

*Walks calmly over to the giant fan and turns it off*

Nice try, BF, I'm afraid I saw that coming

Are you here for a purpose, or do you wish merely to bask in my magnificence?

*pulls out a magnifying glass*

I still can't see any magnificance, even through this magnifying glass

*stamps on Agents foot*

I'll take that as a challenge then

*Picks up the previously dropped slightly bent teaspoon and breaks it*

Bring it on, triangle boy!

*as Agent bends to pick up the slightly bent teaspoon, BF kicks Agents lowered head, causing his lower lip to split and start bleeding*

*Agent wipes some blood from his lip, looks at it in anger, and spits the rest on the floor*

Now you're for it

*From behind a wooden pillar charges a , replete with bandana round it's head, and launches itself at BF, hooves first, in an admirable flying kick. It's hooves connect with BF's head and an almight crash booms out*

*BF notices the flying sheep just before impact, leans back and then launches into a headbutt*

*the poor sheeps (broken hooves and all) are headed towards some goal posts which have suddenly appeared in the temple*

Gooooaaalllll!!!!

*BF pulls his shirt over his head in celebration*

Look behind you

*Shows BF my goalposts, at BF scoring an own goal*

One up to me, I believe.

*Pulls out a bag of slightly bent teaspoons and begins straightening them all*

*attempts to look behind him*

Its all dark! How can you tell?

*realises his shirt is still covering his eyes*



*takes the net off the goal and catches Agent in it, immobilising him*

*A fiery glow surrounds Agent and the net burns away to nothing*

Your powers are no match for mine, I shall destroy you.

A ring of surround BF and advance menacingly towards him...