h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Agent fails to see a giant spiders web, with giant spider attached, in the entrance of the temple. Agent dashes straight into it, and the spider moves in for the kill*

*BF watches with an *

*Agent s up some spider repellent and sprays it on the spider, which runs away*

Sheep, come to me, I command thee

*Several appear, and Agent jumps into his chariot, which the sheep pull towards BF, the deadly spikes aimed right at his chest*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AGENT!!!

*jumps up and down with pom poms*

Gimmy an A

Gimmy an G

Gimmy an E

Gimmy an N

Gimmy an T!

*BF notices Agents Robin Reliant being pulled along by sheep at the huge speed of three miles an hour*

Nice chariot Agent

*BF starts running towards the 'chariot' launching into a tripple pike sommesault with one twist, landing perfectly on the Robin Reliants roof*

*Agent pushes the eject button on the gear stick and BF is catapulted into the stratosphere*

Byeee!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *BF reaches the top of his ascent, clicks his fingers to create a helter skelter all the way to the groung*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Thanks Agent, that was fun!

*flies out of the helter skelter feet first. The speed of his descent travels through BF's legs into Agents Chariot, flattening it and the Agent inside it*

*As Agent shows no sign of recovey, BF jumps up and down on the chariot, to make sure it really is flat*

*BF hurls the flat chariot, frisby stylee, out of the temple to a passing T-Rex. The T-Rex eats the flattened chariot*

Do I win yet Agent?

Hey BF looks like you won!

well done

Yay!!! Wooo!!

*randomly stumbles in*

Hey.. this scene looks familiar... Hmm.. *scrolls back through backlog*

Oh yeah! That's right! My old fightin' ground! Weeeeeeee!!!!

*flexes her mighty goddess-like muscles and lets out a "squee". She is encrusted in pink armor with a spiked viking hat on, with "the device" firmly strapped to her side*

the device: my personal weapon against all "anti-pretty kitties" (aka my enemies). It is comprised of the big red button, a clock, parts of a VCR, a mirror, parts of a ray gun, what mysteriously looks like two water bottles, a pair of moldy chopsticks, an eyebrow curler, and a lite-bright.