A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 19, 2003
*Sets Killah's hair on fire with a Zippo that has a dragon on one side and "Sir Reginald Mordly" stamped in the other and watches the fire burn downwards*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 21, 2003
*summons up a thunderstorm and lightning his Killahs repeatedly*
Heh heh heh! Take that!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 21, 2003
*summons up a really big tornado to spin Killahs around alot while the lightening strikes him repeatedly*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 22, 2003
*casts a spell onto the spinning, elctrifried Killahs so he starts singing old Shirley Temple songs and dancing the Macarena*
Hah hah hah hah hah hah! I rule you!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 22, 2003
Oh how horrible, lets make it worse! 
*Casts a spell that makes Killah's face exactly like Rchard Simmons's face*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 22, 2003
Oooh! That was harsh! DELIGHTFUL!!!
*casts a spell that makes Killahs gain 2500 lbs. Killahs has his left leg and his right arm left. And for fun, Killahs is now wearing a pink tutu*
Your turn Tyreal!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 22, 2003
Right!
*HDS casts a spell that gives the 2500lb, richard simmons faced Killahs a case of acne that would put a meatlover's pizza to shame*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 24, 2003
That must suck! 
*casts a spell so that Killahs has an audience of about 300,000 people, all of which are unaffected by the storm and the tornado*
*then casts a spell that causes Killahs' hair to fall out in lumps and for boils to surface and burst all over his body*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 24, 2003
*grimaces*
*Casts a spell that makes 3 feet of hair grow out of his nose, ears, and eye lashes*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 25, 2003
This is horribly wonderful!!
*calls a bear to maul Killahs, but not before peeing on him several times*
That would stink!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 25, 2003
*throws rotting eggs at him while bugs start to eat at the places where they land*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 25, 2003
This is quite fun!
who is Sir Reginald Mordy?
*pours acid all over the boils on Killahs face*
Deliciously sweet!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 26, 2003
my supercomputer, why?
*slices Killah's stomach open and watches as his intestines pour out. suddenly, a flock of monkeys appear and begin to devour the intestines*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 26, 2003
just wondering... and are monkeys part of a flock?
*casts a spell so all the monkeys have wings*
*watches the monkeys fly Killahs back into the storm*
*casts another spell so that all of the monkeys are rabid and have venomous fangs instead of teeth*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 26, 2003
*casts a spell on them so that their eyes are plaeryin bols, which spit venom of all kinds at Killahs while also seeing for them*
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 26, 2003
These things are no longer monkeys, they are now monsters!!!
*casts a spell so now they have sharp poisonous claws and so that they spit all sorts of acids*
Killahs would be dead if he were mortal!!
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 26, 2003
I can cast him into hell if you want me too
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
Kleopatra Posted Jul 27, 2003
Then we wouldn't be having any fun, would we?
Shaolin Temple and the Tour of Valinor
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jul 27, 2003
very true
*gracisiously accepts the 
and drinks it.*
thats good
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