h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if you don't want to win, we could continue...

Seeing as you are my ACE, I'll let you slip up just this once. but I'm not cutting you any more slack.

*Invents a new weapon, the canundrum cannon. Fires it and all of the sudden 30 elephants, 10 gorillas, and 5 duckbilled Platipi are hunting you down*

*chants a little chant, dances a little dance, and all of a sudden, a massive army of 70 bears with spears, and 40 millimeter pistols riding the backs of massive turtles march out of the woodwork, the turtles (and the Bears on them) charge the elephants, gorillas, and duck billed platipi firing their pistols and stabbing their spears*

Hmmmmm...

*fires the canundrum cannon again, this time blessing my animals with anime super powers and spiky hair, they fight back with powerblasts*

*The bears and turtles are breifly repulsed, but HDS waves his hand and they all have baskets of fish in front of them. The bears and turtles eat the fish, reguvinating them and then they open their mouths and breath world class halitosis onto the enchanted animals*

Seeing as Kiro has not posted in 5 days, I must say that HDS is the winner. (Can I do that?) Anyway.. I guess I am wiling to fight somebody!

Seeing as Kiro has not posted in 5 days, I must say that HDS is the winner. (Can I do that?) Anyway.. I guess I am wiling to fight somebody!

that's the second one! I'll fight you if you want

*Does a Captain Falcon salute and redies himself for battle*

*Throws her fist into the air and snaps her fingers. She is now dressed in full battle garb which consists of a pink wife beater tank, spiked bracelets, black nail polish, and black long shorts. She snaps her fingers again and the chair is vanished*

I'm gain as long as you don't mind being beat by a chick!

*claps and a manservant brings her Amee (her guitar) and her amp*

*puts plus in his ears that will dampen sound, but not render him deaf, then, tosses a watermelon at Kleopatra*

it should be "puts plugs in his ears..." not "puts plus in his ears..."

*Bats the watermelon back at you with the guitar and it smashes into a hundred peices on your shoes. with a shout, I go Super Sayain and blast a super "Kame-yame-ya" with my guitar. The blast from my amp is enough to blow anyone standing in front of it to Mars*

Sayain? oh please

*Snaps his fingers, he now appears to be a black siloutte encased in translucent armor, gold and silver in color, and bearing a bright silver rune sward, whose runes glow in light blue, and bearing also a dragon shield of blue and silver, bearing the seal of the house of Gil-Galad. HDS grows twice the height of a normal man and blue and white wings sprout from his back and divide into tenticles of light, which sway like unfolded wings in a light breeze. HDS raises his kite shield, the Kame-yame-ya strikes the shield, which glows brightly. HDS taps his runeblade against the shield, the glow enters the sword, HDS swings the sword 'round and points it at Kleopatra. The glow brightens and the Kame-yame-ya enegry, now amplified, lances out like lightning at Kleopatra.*

*Pulls out a spatula from my utlity belt and Knocks the kame yame ya energy into the sun with my trusty spatula. Then Kleopatra charges at you with a frying pan*

A coffin falls from the sky and lands on Buddha's head, balances itself, and opens.

*Kiro Yukai steps out, surveys the battle field and is somehow confused by the sudden prescence of the Archangel Tal-Rasha, but intrueged by the battle*

you mean either Proffessor Tal Rasha (head of Gryffindor house, name chosen because I thought he was an awesome mage) or the Arch-Angel Tyrial

*Deftly deflects the fryingpan with his rune blade, but being careful to keep his kite shield in between him and the spatula*

thanks, I meant Tyreal. (been a while since playing Diablo).

*creates a dunce-cap and puts it neatly on my head*

its ok, I was just happy to see that some one recognized him/me

Well, sorry about that long lapse back there when we were fighting (ISP Problems), we must a rematch sometime.

surely, I can relate to the ISP problem dilema, we used to have Verizon, and it would kick us off and then start dialing imediately out of shear sh*ttynes