h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls out a machine gun*

Hey Big Bird, ready for the counting game? Count the shells!

*Empties the clip into the wings of the ArchAngel, Tyrial.*

*The bullets slam into the wings and bounce off with dazzling showers of sparks*

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

You think your puny bullets can harm angles? Have at thee!

*HDS lunges forward and slashes and stabs with his rune blade, the air booms as he swings faster than the speed of sound*

*A couch falls out of the sky and bounces onto the field in which there is a battle. A very sleepy and p*ssed off Killahs awakes*

You have awoken me from my slumber. Therefore I shall have to punish you.

*Pulls out two swords from my back. Holds them in his hands: Longsword in the right and shortsword in the left.*

None shall be spared!!

EEP! *Burrows underground*



*A talking Black Cat named Mixxles wanders his way onto the field.*

'What on Earth is going on here?' *Looks at the arch angel Tyrial, Kiro Yukai, and at Killahs* 'This doesn't look too good. *Looks around for Kleopatra, then sees the hole.* 'Oh. Is that where she went?'*jumps into the hole after her.*

*Tyrial's left eye seems to get a little bigger (a raised, heavenly eyebrow) as he turns slowly and gazes cooly at Killahs*

None will be spared, eh? If yee wishes it, then yee shall have it!

*Tyrial's form suddenly flashes blindingly, releasing 10,000 R.E.M.s of gamma radiation in the direction of Killahs*

700 R.E.M.s is suffecient to kill a human being instantly

Tyreal, might I point out that Killahs is a Demi-God?

I'm sure glad that I burrowed underground!! We're doing just great down here, ain't that right?

Yes ma'am!

might I remind you that am a full God? I have survived many duels, including in which a sa'angril (can't righty spell it) was used against me. I lived, he died.

But I don't want to die.

*burrows even further underground*

actualy, bow that I think about it, two people commited suicide in the attempt to kill me. fancy that, and each destroyed a good 300 kilometers worth of stuff near by, so, I guess you had better get to digging farther

*come up from underground*

You know what? this is gettin pretty boring so if your going to kill me, you better get it over with already.. I am waiting to die.. so go ahead.. kill me. The world would be a better place if I were dead, right?

you are not the one with whom I am in conflict, it is killahs I believe, but I can give you a tour of Valinor if you like

*a portal opens next to HDS, through it one can make out large pretty buildings*

No, it was you and I who were fighting, then Killahs barged in and actin all holier-than-thou, said that none were to be spared. But it you would like to shift your guns and/or your attention to Killahs, be my guest.

oh, I forget who I'm fighting when people intrude like that, taken a few blows to the head I have. sorry. well, as killahs can't seem to get round to coming back, lets just fight 'round his statue-esq form

*slaps Kleopatra*

*shoots an arrow at you*

*and for good measure, shoots one or two at Killahs, they stick into him as he stands there*

Let's just beat on him!

*blocks the arrow with his shield.*

not a bad idea

*smacks Killahs in the face with his kite shield*

*pulls out a hammer from her trusty utility belt and smacks Killahs over the head with it*
hey! this is a lot of fun!

*stabs Killahs in the foot with his sword*

it is!

Hey, let me borrow your sword

*takes it from him*

HA HA HA!!!

*stabs Killahs in the heart and chops various limbs off his body*

*casts a sharpening spell on his kite shield and thrusts it at Killah's midsection, cutting him off at the waist*

*sets Killahs foot on fire with a spell and watches it burn it's way upwards*

This is too fun!