A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 7, 2001
OK Njan, looks like we got a deal then 
. And I'm sure we can use Lighthousegirl's help as well
Say capt'n, where can we start our business? Any suggestions for the name? I'd say Het Kasteel is a nice one, but if you think something else would be better...
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njan (afh) Posted Aug 7, 2001
Hmm... *thinks*... is anyone in charge of the armoury on the ship?
Kheldar, I play clarinet (of different sorts) and tin whistle... I wonder if that would fit in with a piratical ship's band? *thinks more*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 7, 2001
*Mr. Christopher, Mr. Andrews (And yes, the writing desk)enter the captain's cabin*
Sir, I believe I am a bit lost. I hunted through the hold, but no gold was found. Instead I found crates of fiberglass, fish bowls, ice-cream scoops, handcuffs, and many many silly hats.
*Looks around the room*
Am I interupting something?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 7, 2001
Hi Guys
Why not pop over to the Lighthouse Bar (Cabin 13) for a drink and we can discuss what you might want my help with
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 7, 2001
Sounds like an interesting plan. I'm sure that capt'n will let me know where I am needed later on
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 7, 2001
I shall return, Captain. Come Mr. Andrews.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 8, 2001
So, 7of9, are you happy staying on the orlop deck?
Njan, Yossarian Prefect is our first cannonneer but there is a lot of other armoury to take care of - so go ahead! Klarinet and tin whistle will do nicely with Kes' Bösendorfer piano in the main messroom and Wb's wrinkled belly organ - especially when you play Kes' new "Dietrich Buxtehude-Louis Armstrong-medley" 
Mr. Christopher, why don't you ask Mr. Andrews to count those silly hats and join me for a 
in Cabin 13? 
Kheldar, would you take care of the entertainment machines (turntables) in the main messroom when the live musicians take their breaks?
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Aug 8, 2001
*walks by*
Ooooooohhhhhh 
please don't talk so loud, please.
Lighthousegirl gave my a glass full of vodka and thought it was water
Oooooooooooooooooohhh
I'm going to my cabin now.
Please don't lumber too loud...
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 8, 2001
That will do, for now. I wil contact you shortly about some other ideas that I'm working on at the moment
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 8, 2001
Mornin' Ca'tn
I've set up a knot shop in cabin 88 - thaht yowr crew'd use a steady supply. Hope thha'll not be causin you no trouble.
C'n I be offerin' ya' a or two in rent?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 8, 2001
Come Mr. Andrews. To cabin thirteen it is, and into the mouth of the whale! *caugh* Sorry, flashbacks.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2001
Captain Pierce, don't worry about Buxtehude being neglected.
I know some of his music.
Perhaps you could use a poet to write the legendary epic
of this ship's travels. Until you find a worthy one, I'd
be happy to fill in 
The jam sessions should be really fun, what with piano,
accordian, and clarinet. I'll bet there are some good
singers on board, too.....
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 8, 2001
You notice, on the desk- a card.
The card reads:
Good evening captain. I am applying for the position as ship's spy. My credentials are impeccable, and I have a licence to kill. I work fast and I work alone- and I always get the job done. I have booked myself in at cabin 007. Miss Moneypenny is there, ready to take any message, should you need me or my services. I shall retire to the bar for now.
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Anquet Posted Aug 8, 2001
sir! i have only been away for a couple of days and already someone is taking over my armoury! 
i would be pleased to help anyone with weapons and armour if they so require (fittings are necessary gentlemen )
or stock is the best i've come across high quality burliegh and stronginthearm craftmenship and also for some reason a klatchian fire engine which i believe has been outlawed in most civilised countries...
of course an assistant would be most useful, just call in and introduce yourself. se you in the ligthhouse. 
DM
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Anquet Posted Aug 8, 2001
one other thing captain.
care to try out the velcro on my corset now? i'll be in cabin #84
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Dizzy the Void Posted Aug 8, 2001
[YK's second cosusin, Janine Koga -- no, not /that/ Janine -- does a backflip in. YK isn't here.]
[Janine] Can I join the crew?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 9, 2001
Sorry folks. Won't be able to be here much for the next 3 or 4 days - extremely busy in RL 
Help yourself to 
or 
- or 
if you so prefer.
Leave a note here saying what you'd like to do and make yourself at home in one of the many many cabins
See you!
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 9, 2001
So, the Cap'n is jumping ship!
Whilst the 
is away.........
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 9, 2001
So, the Cap'n is jumping ship!
Whilst the is away.........
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 9, 2001
Hehe!
Double trouble!
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- 81: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 7, 2001)
- 82: njan (afh) (Aug 7, 2001)
- 83: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 7, 2001)
- 84: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 7, 2001)
- 85: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 7, 2001)
- 86: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 7, 2001)
- 87: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 8, 2001)
- 88: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 8, 2001)
- 89: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 8, 2001)
- 90: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 8, 2001)
- 91: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 8, 2001)
- 92: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 8, 2001)
- 93: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 8, 2001)
- 94: Anquet (Aug 8, 2001)
- 95: Anquet (Aug 8, 2001)
- 96: Dizzy the Void (Aug 8, 2001)
- 97: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 9, 2001)
- 98: Researcher 179388 (Aug 9, 2001)
- 99: Researcher 179388 (Aug 9, 2001)
- 100: Researcher 179388 (Aug 9, 2001)
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