h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Wow! My finger twiddling has really improved.

If you want a good laugh, try looking at these pages in Netscape.

Right

You guys might like to know that I've just posted a message on the h2g2mice user page pointing out their recent sluggishness in carrying out their duties. Perhaps, this will help speed things up.

Or possible the with the advent of so much thumb twiddling and other sh- stuff they have just got bored and given up. I like to think that this has nothing to do with me.

Gotten bored with twiddling? Outrageous!

No I mean got bored of so many pages of utter junk(well, 1 actually).

One man's junk is another man's garbage.

Or something like that...

I reckon that's another one that should be subjected to detailed study.

H2G2mice here - sort of - can't be bothered getting to another PC to log in atm, but will later.....

Lagomorphology - sounds good - but should a Hare be practicing being a Rabbit???? (or is it some sort of elaborate disguise?)...

Pseudology - do you really want that? Or were you lying?

Laters.....

Yes I really do want that and no I'm not lying. This is one of the few occasions when I have not been threatened with death or serious personal injury when I am in fact telling the truth.

Well, you see, the science of becoming a hare is akin to it, but it is a far more advanced science... Much more difficult to study and whatnot, so I figured I'd start out at the introductory level. Those showing particular astuteness at turning into a rabbit will be allowed to go on and help with the research of the upper-division lagomorphology.

Do you only do rabbits and hares, or do you do other stuff like guinea pigs. And does it work by Morphic bounce?

Well, as lagomorphology, the skill would only include changing into rabbits, hares, or pikas; a full study of overall morphology might reveal secrets for changing into other things such as guinea-pigs, gazelle, and cantaloupes.

Although there could be a sub-department for general morphic studies. Morphic bounce sounds like it would be good to teach as one such technique....

isn't a cantaloupe a melon?

Why Yes, yes it is.

What's wrong with melons of different species?

Yeah but then you'd have trouble coming back to human.

Well, by developing other techniques and refining them, it would be
possible to have a whole school of transformation within the University
of Mice.

There goes that damn squirrel again....

I wonder what's causing this weird thing in the way the lines are
displayed? I'm putting in returns to make sure this is readable...

It's our twiddling.

Since there aren't any spaces, Netscape doesn't wrap it.

It wraps fine in IE, though.

No, I mean that this is the only thread that does it... All the other
threads I post to wrap it just fine.

Kinda weird, if you ask me.