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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 4, 2001
*Coughs, wondering whether the post he's applying for is available or not*
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Arthbard Posted Nov 4, 2001
Worry not, Roadkill, your post is available. It just appears that those in charge of the University are a lazy lot who have, as of late, paid little attention to their professor-naming duties. Their probably all in bed with a week-long hangover or something. In the meantime, keep the following in mind: "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but it seems like a good quote, so make of it what you will.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 5, 2001
Now an alarm clock for those in charge of professor naming duties: 
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
So, while we're waiting, who'd like to participate in an exciting round of thumb-twiddling?
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March Hare Posted Nov 5, 2001
Mixemitosis... **THAT"S** the White Blindness! I was wondering what it was... I remember reading about how a virus had been released by the UK to keep rabbit populations down..
Of course, here I have to smack the idiots upside the head - no offesne to British science in general, but the best way to keep such populations down is to keep predator populations up; i.e. don't shoot raptors on the basis that you think they're stealing your sheep.
Well, on the subject of lazy forum-runners, remember: It's the University of Mice. The larger the university, the sludgier the beaurocracy. 
Mixemitosis-free 
MH
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 5, 2001
Ooh ooh ooh ooh! Me me me! I wanna twiddle thumbs. Also lets see what disgusting things we can do with our faces(optional).
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
Okay, on the count of three...
One....
Two....
Two and a half....
Five...I mean Three!
Twiddle!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 5, 2001
Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!Twiddle!
Twiddle!
Wow this is fun!
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
You bet it is!
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Twiddle!
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
Don't worry, you just need practice. I think there's a finger-twiddling page around here somewhere...Wait here. I shall be back shortly.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 5, 2001
Thanks. I try to be a professional but I'm really just an amateur.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
Ah, here we are.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A597170
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 5, 2001
Many thanks. I did not believe such a page would exist.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 5, 2001
The guide, it seems, has everything.
Now, if you don't mind, I'll get back to my twiddling.
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March Hare Posted Nov 6, 2001
*March Hare trans-substantiates to gain thumbs for twiddling*
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Hmm, is this what thumbs are for... Oh, that and thumb wars, of course.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 6, 2001
Yes. And if a rose was not a rose, people would be armadillos.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 6, 2001
Yes, Roadkill, spread the wisdom! All must know!
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