h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Chaps, sorry for the delay in raising professors but I've been a bit busy at work and in RL recently to update the page.
Mind, I was the last Mouse to actually do some professorial appointments, there are supposedly several of us - where are they?

Anyway, I'll do some appointments soon, I promise

*Prepares petrol bomb, realises that that's a good thing and blows it out hurriedly*. Cool.

Hooray! Hooray for Orcus the Good Mouse! Hooray for Orcus the Hoopy, Froody Mouse!

Hooray! Hooray!

* makes fireworks explode in the sky *

*MASSIVE FANFARE*

*Jerry saunters slowly into the grand throne*

*all appointees kneel before him and take a gentle grip of one whisker each*

Arise!

Roadkill, I appoint thee to the position of Professor of Pseudology (specially sponsored by the Jeffrey Archer estate)

Inkwash, I hereby award you the degree of PhD, arise Doctor of Escapology

*MASSIVE FANFARE*

*Jerry saunters slowly into the grand throne*

*all appointees kneel before him and take a gentle grip of one whisker each*

Arise!

Roadkill, I appoint thee to the position of Professor of Pseudology (specially sponsored by the Jeffrey Archer estate)

Inkwash, I hereby award you the degree of PhD, arise Doctor of Escapology

March Hare, we raise you to fill the vacant chair in Lagormorphology

and finally

Maw, for your tireless work as minister we now award you the Regius Professorsip in Magecraft.

*General throwing of Mortar boards in the air*

Now, photos can be bought outside at the bargain price of £3000 a print. Any takers?

*MASSIVE FANFARE*

*Jerry saunters slowly into the grand throne*

*all appointees kneel before him and take a gentle grip of one whisker each*

Arise!

Roadkill, I appoint thee to the position of Professor of Pseudology (specially sponsored by the Jeffrey Archer estate)

Inkwash, I hereby award you the degree of PhD, arise Doctor of Escapology

March Hare, we raise you to fill the vacant chair in Lagormorphology

and finally

Maw, for your tireless work as minister we now award you the Regius Professorsip in Magecraft.

*General throwing of Mortar boards in the air*

Now, photos can be bought outside at the bargain price of £3000 a print. Any takers?

Jerry Mouse, Professor of Quizology

Oops, anyone want a professorship in multipost prevention?

* straightens his mortarboard *

Unfortunately, that is beyond the realm of possibility.

By a complete coincidence, I do live quite near to the Archers' home.

Ah well, the influence must rub off eh?.

Obviously. Actually, it's not that near. He's granchester, I'm cambridge.

I'm Histon, happily quite on the opposite side of the city

You're not a dreaded Tab are you Roadkill?



*wonders if Roadkill will know what I'm talking about*

Cantab

I still don't know what you're talking about.

Someone studying at Cambridge university. Not important really, I went to 'the other place' many years ago and Tab was a derogatory (but only in fond rivalry) that we used for such people

Someone studying at Cambridge university. Not important really, I went to 'the other place' many years ago and Tab was a derogatory (but only in fond rivalry) that we used for such people

Someone studying at Cambridge university. Not important really, I went to 'the other place' many years ago and Tab was a derogatory (but only in fond rivalry) term that we used for such people