h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its a long way back(August 21st) but I lost the thread!
No I'm specifically looking for a Professorship/Doctorate(I'm not proud) in ? which is a much more esoteric calling, ( and I don,t know the Spanish for Questionmarkology).

I know all the lyrics

But anyway... there's a thing... if possible, can I be Proffessor of Madnessology and Associated Houseoffunologies? I have all the albums, several calenders and random merchandise

Did I hear some one just say Bash?
Is that not perhaps rather rash?
As profssors one 'n' all,
When it comes to a ball,
With few drinks may we not all crash?


But then whose to say crashing aint fun,
So why are we not yet begun?
Bring on the beer,
Without any fear,
Let us get lashed and to the toilet run.

Did I hear some one just say Bash?
Is that not perhaps rather rash?
As profssors one 'n' all,
When it comes to a ball,
With few drinks may we not all crash?


But then whose to say crashing aint fun,
So why are we not yet begun?
Bring on the beer,
Without any fear,
Let us get lashed and to the toilet run.

Double post concern:
Server has autumnal blues,
Confusion sweeps thread.

Descendants of the hollow men,
We are plasic girls and boys,
Synthetic hair,
Synthetic air,
And rows of plastic toys.

That's my best poem t date anyhoo

Have some everyone...

Hello? Is there any one in charge out there? (Possibly a deep religious & philosophical question).

Well there's a few of us in charge as it were

Sorry, slapped wristies for the lot of us, I shall sort it out forthwith.

*Slaps mud in beanfoto's face and slaps a sword on the head*

I raise you to the status of Professor of ?.

Welcome to the faculty and apologies for the delay.



Jerry Mouse

I am Truly humbled( am I?)Can someone tell me how to get an Upside Down ? on a computer which is not my own?
Now to work on my paper on " The misuse and decay of the ' in colloqual English"
Do I need to put a link to you in my homepage?
If so, how?
?????

If you want to, use the following syntax:

some text to indicate where you are taking someone
This will popup a new window with the H2G2 UNiveristy of Mice in it!!!

Thanx.
I'll try it when I have the time to master GML at this machine ( in the local library) or my own ( not on line).

I'd like to be a part of this but I'm not sure which part. And I don't want a professorship in that. Whole thing ticks over nicely like a machine, but i'm guessing that there's a piece missing (i.e. a nut), and that could be me.

You need to apply to one of the following as a research subject:

Department of Psychology - where they study Nuts
Department of Engineering - Where they study Nuts
or
Department of Food - where they eat Nuts...

Don't they study nuts in anatomy as well?

Possibly that would class as porn. What does being a nut psychologist entail?

Hmmm...Pornology?

It'd be hard to write an entry that wasn't moderated. And isn't the correct title 'sexpert'?

I figure if someone dedicates their life to studying the sex habits of other people, it seems kind of silly to think that they should have a proper title.