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Don't Worry Be Happy

Welcome to the world of Lodestone... Classic Goo FanChairman of the H2G2 Debating SocietyFounding Member of SPAM - the Society for the Prevention of Apostrophe MisuseMuse of Socialist RevolutionsProfessor of Armadillo FixationsProud member of the Potato Army (Officer in charge of armadillo offensives)

Scrolling about this page are various pieces of prose, poetry and music that I have come across in my time. Enjoy!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present

Useless info wot you did not need to know

Happy the man and happy he alone, he who can call today his own. He who secure within can say: "Tomorrow do thy worst for I have lived today."

Name - Harry Smee-Giles

Age - 14

Birthdate - 28/12/86

Home - The Orkney Islands (A little archipeligo a tad to the North of Scotland)

Personality - Camper than a row of pink tents

Odd things done - Running down the main high street in Dundee in a hailstorm shouting "Help! Help! The sky is falling!", wearing Hawiian shirts to school, passing out Hobnobs to passers by, answering mobile phones in the style of Dom Joly in crowded shopping centres, failing to incite socialist revolution...

Frown, my haughty sire! chide, my angry dame; Set your slaves to spy; threaten me with shame: But neither sire nor dame, nor prying serf shall know, What angel nightly tracks that waste of frozen snow.

H2G2 clubs wot I am a member of

smiley - borgsmiley - tennisball

The Song Lyrics Society

Actually, I was told this had to be removed for copywrite reasons. Never mind, I've set one up on geocities. If you want to see it, ask me for the address.

The Debating Society

An entry run by me devoted to the art of the formal debate! Please sign up for it here.

The H2G2 Musehome

A brand spanking marvellous site, dedicated to inspiring and protecting our wee human selves. I'm Muse of Socialist Revolutions. Get there by clicking on this wee link here

If you're still here, you must have missed the link. Try again.

The Potato Army

The Potato Army is a joyfully pointless (no, I've been corrected by Snowman, pointfull) site, but sign up anyhow, it'll make Snowman, our glorious leader, happy.

The Classic Goo Fan Club

I am a member of the
   Classic Goo Fan Club   

The organisation devoted to banning Alabaster! Have a laugh and join up here.

The Society for the Prevention of Apostrophe Misuse

SPAM is there to pay homage to that marvellous punctuate, the apostrophe. Join up today and show you care.

The University of Mice

The Uni is a right laugh - join up and be proffessor of... well, anything actually. Anyway, I'm Professor of Armadillo Fixations, pop in and have a chat any time.

Financial gain is a very pleasant thing, but the transitory pleasure that it brings counts for nothing

Wot the best stuff that I hav writ for H2G2

smiley - run

So far my work has been deemed worthy for the edited guide only in the form of a quick (or not-so-quick in fact) guide to punctuation, which, trust me, is far less boring than it sounds.

However, I am regularly published in the H2G2 Post I consider this a marvellous acheivement for poor little me. Those articles can be found on the post back issues page, but here's the links to them anyway:
Unshaven Syndrome
Earth - take another look

Plus, I've now got a regular column in the Post! Entitled "Islands in the Sun", and about living in Orkney, here are the current pieces:
Introduction to Orkney
The Nights Are Drawing In
Sooth and beyond
Of Beans and Bunnos

And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations, they're quite aware what they're going through

A Final Note

S*** happens. It's what you do with it that counts

Using the numbers of this site...



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