Welcome to My World
Welcome to the world of Lodestone...
Scrolling about this page are various pieces of prose, poetry and music that I have come across in my time. Enjoy!
Useless info wot you did not need to know
Name - Harry Smee-Giles
Age - 14
Birthdate - 28/12/86
Home - The Orkney Islands (A little archipeligo a tad to the North of Scotland)
Personality - Camper than a row of pink tents
Odd things done - Running down the main high street in Dundee in a hailstorm shouting "Help! Help! The sky is falling!", wearing Hawiian shirts to school, passing out Hobnobs to passers by, answering mobile phones in the style of Dom Joly in crowded shopping centres, failing to incite socialist revolution...
H2G2 clubs wot I am a member of
The Song Lyrics Society
Actually, I was told this had to be removed for copywrite reasons. Never mind, I've set one up on geocities. If you want to see it, ask me for the address.
The Debating Society
An entry run by me devoted to the art of the formal debate! Please sign up for it here.
The H2G2 Musehome
A brand spanking marvellous site, dedicated to inspiring and protecting our wee human selves. I'm Muse of Socialist Revolutions. Get there by clicking on this wee link here
Musehome
If you're still here, you must have missed the link. Try again.
The Potato Army
The Potato Army is a joyfully pointless (no, I've been corrected by Snowman, pointfull) site, but sign up anyhow, it'll make Snowman, our glorious leader, happy.
The Classic Goo Fan Club
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The organisation devoted to banning Alabaster! Have a laugh and join up here.
The Society for the Prevention of Apostrophe Misuse
SPAM is there to pay homage to that marvellous punctuate, the apostrophe. Join up today and show you care.
The University of Mice
The Uni is a right laugh - join up and be proffessor of... well, anything actually. Anyway, I'm Professor of Armadillo Fixations, pop in and have a chat any time.
Wot the best stuff that I hav writ for H2G2
So far my work has been deemed worthy for the edited guide only in the form of a quick (or not-so-quick in fact) guide to punctuation, which, trust me, is far less boring than it sounds.
However, I am regularly published in the H2G2 Post I consider this a marvellous acheivement for poor little me. Those articles can be found on the post back issues page, but here's the links to them anyway:
Unshaven Syndrome
Earth - take another look
Propaganda
Plus, I've now got a regular column in the Post! Entitled "Islands in the Sun", and about living in Orkney, here are the current pieces:
Introduction to Orkney
The Nights Are Drawing In
Sooth and beyond
Of Beans and Bunnos
A Final Note
Using the numbers of this site...
((1+7)x(7-2))+(1x2)=42!
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| Missing researcher | Mar 12, 2002 |
| Name Jokes | Jan 25, 2002 |
| Christmuse Dinner | Nov 26, 2001 |
| Christmuse Dinner | Nov 26, 2001 |
| Musehome E-group!!! | Nov 20, 2001 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Sign up to join here! | Oct 23, 2001 | Feb 19, 2007 |
| This Is Spinal Tap | May 20, 2001 | Apr 23, 2004 |
| The Potato Army meeting thingy | Nov 12, 2001 | Oct 5, 2002 |
| Peer Review: A596171 - Evolutionary history of man | Oct 5, 2001 | Feb 1, 2002 |
| I love reading these | Nov 22, 2001 | No Replies |
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