A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Luthiena Posted Mar 24, 2004
Good, now where was I...oh yes...
*throws the bimbo at GB*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
Well You Scream Then!!!
>starts to debag Gb<
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The Doc Posted Mar 24, 2004
Whats all this then, Amen!
You go to lunch, you come back and the labs in tatters
*Moons at the Bimbo* SSHHRREEIIIKKKK
TWISTED ATTENDANT! What has been going on here?
NURSE JUST ARRIVED! How is that uniform babe? Rrrrrrrrrrr
Looking GOOOOOOOOOD! How are your bumps now? We tried to get them right, but done turn round too fast, you will have someones eye out with those.
ASSASIN! WHERE IS MY TEA?
Clive - give us a hand and get this Ben bloke on the slab - he is clearly in need od some genetic interference - and he might look good with anice set of bumps!
What do you think, Nurse Just arrived?
*Plays the banjo at warp nine, everyone grabs a 
and boogies*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Luthiena Posted Mar 24, 2004
*limps over to him*
*drools on his shoulder*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*Swivels round slowly*
*husky voiced* Yes Doctor....Can we look at his appendages...they might need modifying!
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Luthiena Posted Mar 24, 2004
*stares at GB's appendages*
They look like a scratching post
*unsheaths her claws and begins scratching*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Mercenary Girl ^^Killing Machine Barbie is BACK!^^ Posted Mar 24, 2004
*appears from no-where behind the doctor with tea*
here.........
(oh bad luck TB!)
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Mercenary Girl ^^Killing Machine Barbie is BACK!^^ Posted Mar 24, 2004
(Gb even........... to many similar names.................eugh)
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The Doc Posted Mar 24, 2004
MARVELLOUS!
Yes, Yes and Yes to all three.
NURSE JUST ARRIVED! Prepare the slab.
TWISTED ASISTANT! Nice drooling - get the blow torch
GB! Lay your head down here son *Administers anaesthetic by whacking him with a large cod*
Now - where do we start - apendages, scratching post or new bumps for him?
NURSE JUST ARRIVED! Can you just wiggle past one more time please..Rrrrrrrr Thankyou!
EVEYONE! I do believe the Mad Lab is going bonkers in the ratings war!
Have a to celebrate *Plays the banjo, everyone gets down and funky*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*swivels and wriggles at the same time*
watches over Doctors shoulder..the other one, not the with drool on it
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Luthiena Posted Mar 24, 2004
*a puddle of drool appears on the floor*
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The Doc Posted Mar 24, 2004
Splendid! Nice tea Assasin - thankyou!
NURSE JUST ARRIVED!! Why is the slab empty? That was a complete waste of Cod if he has got away.
TWISTED ASSITANT! Yo ureally are quite cute arent you *scratches her under the chin)
Bimbo....OH BIIIIIMMMBBBOOOOOO? Right way up please
GB! Back on the slab son, jokes over boy.
RIGHT - I have the melons here, all we have to do is unzip him and whack them in.
Volunteers?
JOB EXPERICENCE BOY! You will do - thats it...yes, yes...Unzip...CAREFULLY..he might go off
Thats right, good...now whack those melons in good and tight (Thwunk)
We are now cooking with gas!
*Does a fast mamba, sweeps Nurse just arrived off her feet and gives her a 
*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
You are about to drink tea made for you by an assassin - is that entirely wise? 
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*Cannot post for laughing*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Illegible Scrawl - Cleaner and part time bar person at HHH Posted Mar 24, 2004
*opens the door timidly*
"Ahem, err, is this the Doctor's surgery? I need one quick - or a nurse will do"
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 24, 2004
*Wakes up.*
Must have been the coke.
What going on in here then?
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- 101: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 102: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 103: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 104: The Doc (Mar 24, 2004)
- 105: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 106: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 107: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 108: Mercenary Girl ^^Killing Machine Barbie is BACK!^^ (Mar 24, 2004)
- 109: Mercenary Girl ^^Killing Machine Barbie is BACK!^^ (Mar 24, 2004)
- 110: The Doc (Mar 24, 2004)
- 111: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 112: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 113: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 114: The Doc (Mar 24, 2004)
- 115: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 116: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 117: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 118: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 119: Illegible Scrawl - Cleaner and part time bar person at HHH (Mar 24, 2004)
- 120: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 24, 2004)
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