A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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The Doc Posted Mar 24, 2004
I would love to move them "New Nurse just arrived on the Payroll" but we did that to some bint called Jordan and look what happened to her?
Is that what you want, cos thats what will happen!
Allright then...TEAM! Places please, New Nurse just arrived on the Payroll wants her bumps moved, and this time please TRY to get them even, allright?
On the slab then.........Huummpphhhh..Splat.
The right way up please *Raises eyebrows to camera*
Good - CLIVE! The chainsaw..........zzzzzzzzzzzzwhzzzzzzupzupzupzupsplod
Twisted Assistant! Suction please - and not the vax this time, ok?
Suck Suck Suck Suck Suck Suck
GOOD!
HOT GLUE GUN! pst pst pst psttttttttt
THERE!
The nurses uniform is over there, Nurse Just Arrived. Give it a try!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*new nurse stands up and swivels towards the nurses uniforms, dresses and turns round...faces wall and turns back again..still facing wall? Takes a step backwards and half turns*
*huskly voice* Its a perfect fit Doctor!
Shall I clean down the Slab for the next patient Doctor?
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Mar 24, 2004
I'm so confused...
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*throws 
at lazy Bimbo SHREEEEEEK
Confused...take a seat and the Doctor will be with you shortly!
*swivels back to cleaning the Slab*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Mar 24, 2004
No, I'm good... Really. And I already got me a job
I work over at the Werebeastie place
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
I am very happy you have gainful employment...but the Doctor will still want to see you 
*pushes eye back into position because it swivelled when she swivelled*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Mar 24, 2004
No, I don't think he will... I only came here cause I was bored, but now I'm going to go to bed
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*nurse tries to stop Cats Eyes from leaving. But only manages to keep turning and swivelling in circles*
You will be back!!!! *she called*
*picks up eye from the floor and replaces it*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
*puts a little oil in the defunct "thunder bolts n' hellfire machine"* 
*cranks handle* 
*dramatic BOOMS and FLASHES ensue.*
A dnager siren errupts into a high pitched wail
Perfect. 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*puts on Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell*
Shall we dance Clive? *husky voiced*
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
Why not?
You lead.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
Shakes out and throws it a Bimbo SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
"I just love the sound of screaming...don't you Clive?"
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
Shakes out and throws it a Bimbo SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
"I just love the sound of screaming...don't you Clive?"
The (Mad) Lab (Genetic re-sequencing Inc)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
It gives the place character, yes.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
and this will please everyone - the mad lab is the second busiest forum on site - right after askh2g2 and beating peer review!!!
Go check out the front page link for yourselves!
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Luthiena Posted Mar 24, 2004
*intercepts dance and accidently ends up dancing with lil*
Damn, I was supposed to be dancing with Clive
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
*swivels over and puts the record back on*
That give us something to dance about
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 24, 2004
*plays the record backwards*
...WORSHIP...SATAN....ALL HAIL....THE INFERNAL ONE...
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 24, 2004
picks up eye again..and replaces it!
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- 42: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 43: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Mar 24, 2004)
- 44: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
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- 46: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 47: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Mar 24, 2004)
- 48: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 49: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 50: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 51: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 52: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 53: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 54: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 55: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 56: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 57: Luthiena (Mar 24, 2004)
- 58: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
- 59: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 24, 2004)
- 60: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 24, 2004)
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