h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You've replaced your eye with a walnut...

Ohh! *CCCCCCCCCract* I eat it! I'm starving!


*starts looking for her eye on the floor*

*is sat on lil's eye*

*looks at Ena*

I can see you bum from 'ere. Get ooorfff it


*Shoves the Doctor's TA across the room and retrieves eye*


*Swivels round to look at the Doctor's TA*

Look I can see the door behind me now! *cross eyed*

*ties lil to the operating table*

*removes her brain*

*inserts a new one that has only the instruction 'I will obey viEna' programmed in*

Here pussy, pussy, pussy.

That's a nice kitty.


*grabs viEna and drops her out of multistorey window*

*the previous owner of the new brain HATED CATS*

*grabs onto the ledge*

*climbs back in*

*replaces the brain again this time from someone who loved cats*

*Comes in without reading the blog.*

Any jobs going?

*husky voice*

Yeeees of course....please sit in THIS seat.


*shows Gb to a large metal chair with clamps on it's arms*

*unsheaths her claws*

You two are here?!

Yeeeessss

Of course

Why?!

Because we're mad

So am I, but that doesn't mean that I'm already here.



(You know, I have a saying that you may wish to apply to me. It goes "Don't try to apply logic to my words".)

Well we're here, problem?

A bit. You people already know me, and hence hate me.

I don't hate you, much

Not yet, but you're well on the way.