h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no probs, i can't really tell between them either, damn frenchies..

i'll have to change my nickname now, people have noticed the change...

back to king of goonery!

*marches up to count Jim and grabs round things....*

i never said you could keep em...

*smiles and hands them back*

but you can borrow em for a short while.... i know how you covet em, and yeah, people have noticed, but the change is positive yeah? you look different... happier somehow... i like the new u..

so come on everyone.... *links arms with the entire cast as they form a long chorus line in front of the emerging lurkers..* lets sing..... *starts to kick out legs to the left and to the right as they sing the well known ditty,,,,, 'i've gotta luverly bunch of coconuts'......

*gets to the fourth line and starts humming, as he never has and propably never will learn the song........

rocky babe. you don't need to sing for me... that howling thing you do more than floats my boat

*takes back round things and reveals that the round things you're talking about are not these, as the nickname thingy cut of nobbly bits..*

*rotates round nobbly items to reveal nobbly bits...*

its all about the nobbly bits, chewy, sweeties...

*puts handful of nobbly sweets in gob*

*gets the feeling she has missed a whole story line*

*quickly tries to think of something to change it to that she will understand...*

*nope nothing comes to mind, hopefully someone else will do it!*

hnicky baby....none of us know what's goin on in here ......ever..

you're not alone...*places a matey type arm round her shoulders..no mean feat.....since doc's shennanigans on the slab it's been pretty damn hard to hug anything*

back there a bit.... *indicates over shoulder with thumb* there was a nasty twist to the plot...since then it's all been a bit wierd...
all these tellies...
the round nobbly things....
some nice dancing and singing.. (and the kind of humming that comes with not knowing the words, but that's still cool)

here, have a go of my rocket pack to cheer you up...

*hooks up the backpack and presses the button before poor hnicky gets a chance to get used to the idea..... off she goes whoooooooooooooooshhh , up and round the sky like a deflating balloon, funny enough making the same noise......what IS that?!!!*

snigger..
*she comes back looking terrified and totally refreshed to the story line at the same time*

now....dontcha feel better?
ok. lets sit down and discuss what all this grieving and struggling is about.... tell auntie IB..

my nanna died on friday night, we were very close.
i dont know how to do links but if you go on my ps my lastest journal tells all

*runs through screaming as his hair caught fire from the blast of the rocket pack....

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE.....

*grabs nearby fire extinguisher douses flames, soaking everyone else in the process.....

ah ha, i feel a wet tshirt comp commin on!!!!!

*gets out enormous heat lamp to dry out the t-shirts...*

lets not go crazy for see thru tops, that kind of thing isn't allowed y'no, there maybe kids present..

i was refering to my tshirt!!

*NJA peeps round the door after being away and finds the lab full of new specimens*

*She swivels and jiggles and slides______________________ to the slab to await her next victim*



*husky voiced and purring*


Hello boys!!!

hey.... don't come anywhere near these puppies with that heat lamp...
*grabs fire extingusiher and sprays herself liberally with it, just for badness*

great idea RC baby..

woo hoo... HEY ETA!!! CRANK UP THE MUSIC...I FEEL A LITTLE LAPDANCE COMIN ON...ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME?

My 4' 8" friend Olaf is from Lapland, he would Im sure, but just in case.....

" Pulls out inflateabel pole"

Sings " Im in the nude for dancing, romancing......"

" Swivels over to NJA"

Hallo flower, I've missed you, you will never believe whats been going on, did I mention Im the one by the way?

" Les down on slab just cause he knows she likes that sort of thing"

*swivels and jiggles and slides__________________around the table tying dai down*


*husky voiced and purring* You are the one what darling???

Im the one on the slab hney, bit tighter on the left wrist strap please the bloods still flowing!

Oooooooooooooooooo, never new the slab had two sets of straps, but how the hell do you tighten them and what the heck are you doing................

" Ahaggard Dai is barely able to breathe after to days on the slab under thre care of NJA, in a voice similar to Father JAck Hackett he utters the immortal lines"

More water....

"Suddendly with a flash and a tumultoeous roar of approval from the lurking audience Super Doc makes his triumpahnat return from stage left, twiddles with his equipment and tinckers with his knobs as the labites look on."

A second slab emerges from the floor of the lab in close proximty to the old one. IB radiant in white leather nurses uniform complete with a multitude of zips and sporting the mother of all hangovers having partied like its 1939, climbs on to it and is strapped down. A n eerie silence settles over the lab as the throng wait to see what the Doc has got up his sleeve........

" From his sleeve Doc pulls a fry's Choclate Cream, 2 small gerbils called Norman and Barry, a pack of novelty naked lady playing cards and a string of the flags of all nations"

*NJA is amazed at the dexterity of the Doctor *