h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gets a new kind of gas which is unadaptable cuz its constantly changing and mutating.*

*falls back asleep*

oh fine.


*gas dissipates*

*coughs and comes to*

LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you jsut fight on the Thingites side?

We shall never surrender!

*eeks one of her claws round and begins sawing at the tape*

not on the roster?

show me were you asked to join and I'll gabble youin pst-haste!

it takes ages to go through the thingite requests to join

hang on for a mo'.. a long time.

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That's where I asked to join. But that was ages ago....
Anyway. I'm already involved in loads of stuff. I'll join up again some other time and come up with a decent name.

Well then you're a thingite! Just not officially

C'mon. Join us

I'll never surrender. I am uncorruptable.

We will win this war, though... it's inevitable. When more Thingite get involved, the TA won't have a chance.

but unless we surrender you can't win. And we won't surrnder!!

NEVER!!

*suddenly a wall of the HQ is knocked down and in comes a big-**s tank with AJ Rimmer at the helm, the big cannon is lowered and aims at Clive's head*
Release the Kitty now!

I'm the one with the key

So unlock the cell or I'll blow your leader into a million smegging bits.

Nah. Why not threaten me instead?

Oh my hero!

Nah, I have an unplucked ostrich with Clive.
Now release Werekitty!

You heard the man!