h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Werekitty immediately falls asleep because she is no longer wearing the laughing gas mask*

*uses a huge roll of duck tape as a lasso, he throws the middle part and it hits werekitty wrapping around her many times*

*shifts to half and half and pulls the net off herself, then kicks the door hard, giving it's hinges a good strength test*

Which the hinges win 'cos they are blummin strong.

*claws through the duct tape and begins to go blue from holding her breath*

*kicks the door again, it's now one kick away from being opened*

*teleports outside*

*baracades the door with some solid wooden buttresses*

*more duck tape- 500 layers- has now wrapped aroung werekitty's arms and legs. It turns out though that the duck tape has a small trail of gunpowder running down the sticky side so (match lit on it) is ownly a matter of seconds before yoyu blow up.**the duck tape will survive though*

WEREKITTY IS ASLEEP!!!!
DARNIT!

*passes out from holding her breath too long*

oh good. *ducktapes werekitty to the adamanite floor that can never break* the ducktape is part of the floor to, its reinforced with adamantine

*Teleports back inside.*

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*comes to as the gas gradually disapates*

I had this awful dream that I was stuck to the floor with ducktape

*looks around*

Ah. Could someone please remove this bullet? Only it's causing some discomfort.

*uses more gas*

wheeee.....

*passes out again*

Ya know, you were and still are attached to the floor with duck tape.

hey! there's a torture room on one of the TA pages!

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*Werekitty's body begins to adapt the soporifics in the surrounding gas*