h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*is long gone*

? No your'e not

No you aren't

*drops another cage on Werekitty and eats the key*

but I'm gone!!

And the only place there was ever a cage on me was in the declaration of war thread.

Read the backlog!!

*hops in tank, attaches a wire between the tank and cage and drives off into the sunset to find a welder*

whee!

Actually. Just thinking. If it dropped onto me, why not just over turn it...

Now I have to tell you something Rimmer. Standard Gatling anti-tank guns on airplanes are not even 200 caliber... you can elaborate...



*Pulverizes tank into to billion scraps of metal*

Because it's extremely heavy lucite. Even you couldn't lift it.

*throws a huge spork at Rimmer as he goes*

*before tank pulvirizes Rimmer ejects from tank, while in air he throws a at Jodan and immedately after landing he super-glues a jet pack on the cage with a homing system for the terranic base, it flies away and reaches the base, safe and sound*

his tank is gone

but unfortunately Sporkites can control sporks telepathically so it turns around once Rimmer pulls it out and stabs his face

*turns into a cat and squeezes through the bars to help Rimmer*

Mrow!

*uses her force powers to halt the spork*

its 2 late he threw the spork and it promptly stabbed him and you shouldn't/ don't have in' force powers.

*plays the shiney happy people everywhere music, and sits down for a break*

I was in the jedi guild. Look at my name.
I'm also a guardian angel for that matter, but that would make me totally immortal and I'm not pulling that card unless I get really pissed off.

*plays "they're coming to take me away, ha ha..."


BTW Werekitty, did you know you have posted over 400 times in 24 hours????!!!!!?????

Is that good?

*eats *

THats not really fair. However... uses his matrix like powers to suppress the force in the area