A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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J Posted Sep 6, 2003
Nah 
Just move the gun away from Clive and to me, and we'll talk
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 6, 2003
Do it! Or I'll blow this anti-thing grenade, it automatically destroys all calendars containing thingite names!!!
*holds grenade in hand*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
He's not bluffing you know.
Just release me and everything'll be hunkdory.
Or do you want to see your noble warlord being plucked?
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J Posted Sep 6, 2003
Y'see, I already have the anti-anti-thing grenade.
Just move the gun from Clive. I know you wouldn't kill him, 'cos then you'd have no leverage
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
KILL HIM!! IM ONLY A BRIGADEER!!
HES THE LEADER OF THE ENEMY!!
KILL HIM!
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J Posted Sep 6, 2003
Nah. Don't You'll lose your leverage
And you know I'd take a bullet for him, of any kind.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
PLUCK HIM WITH AN EXTENDABLE PLUCKER.
REMOVE A FEATHER FOR EVERY SECOND THEY DONT RELEASE ME!!!
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 6, 2003
You're missing an important note.
RIMMER HAS NO GAS MASK!!!!
*Rimmer slumps unless he can prove that he shouldn't*
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J Posted Sep 6, 2003
See if you shoot at clive, I'll take it, which will destroy the key 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 6, 2003
*ponders*
Quick decision!
*throws anti-thingite grenade, which stuns all Thingites nearby, runs down from tank, grabs Key from Jodan and frees Werekitty*
Run Brigadeer, Run!!!
*shoots Clive and runs*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Sep 6, 2003
*shoots Rimmer with a 666 caliber bullet machine gun*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
*laughs and gives them all lacerated faces with her claws as she bounds out the hole made by the tank*
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J Posted Sep 6, 2003
*takes bullet for Clive*
No, that wasn't the key, silly. Do you honestly think I am stoopid enough to keep it around my neck
Werekitty is still in the cage. Sorry 
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 6, 2003
Technically, we have both of them. Werekitty's in a cage and Rimmer's asleep.
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AK - fancy that! Posted Sep 6, 2003
rimmer has been hit by a VERY large bullet and now has a gaping hole in it. *loads up big bullet gun with silver bullets*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
Im stuck to floor with duct tape thankyou very much. And therefore am able to be freed by anyone with a suitable knife.
And the sleeping gas disapated, AK posted that.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
People, read the bcklog.
Therefore everything that rimmer posted was valid.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 61: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 62: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 6, 2003)
- 63: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 64: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 65: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 66: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 67: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 68: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 69: Wøñkø (Sep 6, 2003)
- 70: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 71: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 6, 2003)
- 72: AK - fancy that! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 73: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 74: Wøñkø (Sep 6, 2003)
- 75: J (Sep 6, 2003)
- 76: Wøñkø (Sep 6, 2003)
- 77: AK - fancy that! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 78: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 79: AK - fancy that! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 80: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
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