h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drags in Werekitty from the Terranic army Senior officer's quarters and puts her on an interrogation bed, waiting for a Thingite leader to come along and punish her for her crimes against Thingiteism*

ah at last a chance to use the feared tickle stick!

Hold them down. I'm going in...

*holds her down and attachs holder-downers*

YOu'll never make me talk damn you!!

Mwuhahahaha!

*sets up automatic guns that will shoot Terranic Army people if they enter, particularly Rimmer*

*struggles valiantly*

*gives her laughing gas*

*shoots silver tranquilizing bullet*

*giggles, then screams*

OOOooww!!!!

Are you tranquil now?

*tosses gas masks to Clive and Jodan and puts one on himself*

*fills room with sleeping gas*

(Werekitty can't be knocked out cuz the laughing gas thing covers her mouth and nose)

*puts on mask*

*giggles 'cos he looks silly*

How can I be ing TRANQUIL when when there's a silver BULLET in me??!!

*bullet sizzles*

*comes in with mask on* Just do it anyway!

Do WHAT anyway?!

*begins to work her left hand free of the straps*

*dons shifting camouflage*

*waits for Rimmer with guns trained on door*

*knocks out werekitty*

*locks her down tighter with stuff YOU CAN'T WRIGGLE OUT OF!*

*waits*

she can't wriggle out of duck tape!

*shakes her head and looks irritable*

I bet you I could get out of this very easily.

*shifts into her very much smaller cat form and leaps to her feet, and begins to run for the door*

No cat flap!

Foiled!

*throws a silver-net over werekitty*