A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

Mina says it's Friday, and the Italics never lie. But that doesn't stop from making mistakes as today is obviously Wednesday

Post 601

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Why don't you tell me about your problems, Aries!


Mina says it's Friday, and the Italics never lie. But that doesn't stop from making mistakes as today is obviously Wednesday

Post 602

creachy

THURSDAY!!

did you miss mesmiley - biggrin


Mina says it's Friday, and the Italics never lie. But that doesn't stop from making mistakes as today is obviously Wednesday

Post 603

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself dear smiley - tongueout


Mina says it's Friday, and the Italics never lie. But that doesn't stop from making mistakes as today is obviously Wednesday

Post 604

Z Phantom

smiley - cdouble


No, today is Wimpy

Post 605

Lady Scott

See subject line.


No, today is Wibble

Post 606

Z Phantom

as above


No, today is definately Wednesday

Post 607

creachy

smiley - nahnah


No, today is definately Wednesday

Post 608

Serephina

smiley - nahnahsmiley - nahnah


No, today is definately Wednesday

Post 609

creachy

i think all thingites are suffering from a case of Twaddle Words http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F106918?thread=270499


*couWIBBLEgh*

Post 610

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

You're talking twaddle in your journal again smiley - winkeyesmiley - tongueoutsmiley - run


*couWIBBLEgh*

Post 611

creachy

i knowsmiley - silly


Thurday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!!

Post 612

HeavyasMetal - "Guardian of the Blessed Thurday" "Warrior of the No-Things" "Master of all things Random"

Right, time to start another serious offensive against these misguided Word changing fools.

MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY - Take it you nasty word changing fools.

smiley - spork have no effect on me, because i carry a smiley - bleep'in huge two handed sword, and if you want to come near me brandishing a pathetic smiley - spork be my guest but i'll flay you quicker than you can say THURSDAY RULES!!

IJsmiley - magicsmiley - wizard


Thurday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!!

Post 613

HeavyasMetal - "Guardian of the Blessed Thurday" "Warrior of the No-Things" "Master of all things Random"

Having realised that the foolish Thingites had left their base unguarded HeavyasMetal crept into their main meeting hall. Once inside HeavyasMetal drew his sword named "The Holy Light of No-Thing" and carved into their ornate meeting table the following message......

"Fools are those who embrase the words Thing, poet, and wibble in the false hope that one day they may become real events!! The Lord Almighty Thor will see that his holy day will prevail against all who stand against her"

Having carved the stupidly long message heavyasmetal decided that his work was not yet done - he reached into his poscket and pulled out his trust Chizel tipped perminant black marker and proceeded to correct every calender in the building.

After completing this amazingly brave act of Bastardry Heavyasmetal retired to the nearest pub to get suitably drunk and await the cry’s of dismayed Thingites....

"ha ha ha the fool's, not one guard - and how I would have loved to have cleaved someone today"


Thurday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! but we're not belivers so its THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post 614

Z Phantom

THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,THING,


smiley - tongueout


Thurday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! but we're not belivers so its THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post 615

HeavyasMetal - "Guardian of the Blessed Thurday" "Warrior of the No-Things" "Master of all things Random"

Thursday - any more of that compulsive Thingin' and i'll have to cut your hands off!! Just learn to love Thurday again - its the easy way out!!

IJsmiley - magicsmiley - wizard


Thurday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!!

Post 616

Phoenix Ravenflame: Grand High Sheltie Goddess, Leader of Sorority of the Llama, Best Friend of Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture

In my Sacred Silver Sheltie Temple it is always Thing, so any Thingite seeking refuge from anti-Thingites is more than welcome there.
smiley - fairy


Thursday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! LONG LIVE THOR!

Post 617

creachy

actually, we are called the No-Things, and wewill just graffiti your temple anywhosmiley - biggrin


Thursday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! LONG LIVE THOR!

Post 618

HeavyasMetal - "Guardian of the Blessed Thurday" "Warrior of the No-Things" "Master of all things Random"

I'm gonna go get some spray paint on SATURDAY, and make a big THURSDAY mural in their new hideout!!

IJsmiley - elf


Thursday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! LONG LIVE THOR!

Post 619

creachy

*a helicopter arrives carrying a large block of stone from straps on it's undercarriage. creachy directs the helicopter to place the stone at the front of the temple. hands out chisels to the present no-things*

right lads and laddettes.lets get chisellingsmiley - ok


Thursday, the holy day of THOR shall be upheld and defended by all the True Believers!! LONG LIVE THOR!

Post 620

HeavyasMetal - "Guardian of the Blessed Thurday" "Warrior of the No-Things" "Master of all things Random"

*heavyasmetal respectfully declines the offer of a chisel*

*Heavyasmetal unsheath's his amazing sword and starts to create what looks like a huge staue of a good or some other great figure*

This might take a while but we should be done before THURSDAY

IJsmiley - monster


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