h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dont mention it
i am having fun....

I just saw my psychiatrist last week and he seems to think I'm doing fine. Of course, I have my doubts about how well he speaks English, so it's entirely possible I could tell him there's a giant amethyst at the center fo the earth controlling everyone's saliva and he would think I said the weather was nice. Just because you go to the psychiatrist doesn't mean the psychiatrist knows what they're doing.


P.S. I try to stay away from lobotomists... saw "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest".

Fresh , anyone?

*Swoops in and starts cleaving the heads off all No-things with a Flaming Sword of Heavenly Veangeance.*
It may interest you to know that God and Lucifer decided to temporarily put their differences aside and help us in the war on day. We Outcast s were also given a special dispensation in the form of lack of persecution if we supported Them.

ah lucky us

Yeah, the Big Guy doesn't really like those pagans stealing His limelight.

"Yeah, the Big Guy doesn't really like those pagans stealing His limelight."

So... I take it no one believes my story about Thor being a closet Thingite?

I DON'T LIKE BEING BEHEADED YOU BRILLIANTINE STICK INSECT!!!

*Busts out whip, and takes possession of the aforementioned flaming sword* Can you use this, Mystrunner? *tosses it to Mysty*

*pulls out twin sai and advances on the metalhead*

*Xena Warrior princess battle cry*

** After watching the rather comical performance of the Bounty slayer from the shadowy corners of the room; HeavyasMetal steps into the light and throws back his Black leather jacket, and reveal his mighty sword. **

** Seeing the Bounty hunter distracted as he pleaded in vein to fake gods for assistance Heavyasmetal strolles over and in one unstoppable swoop hacks of his legs **

Attack me now you cripple!!

Long Live Thursday, Blessed is THOR, Death to the Thingites.......

** And with that HeavyasMetal Apparated out of sight leaving a cripple in a pool of blood flapping about like a flounder out of water! **

IJ

~and to top it off recieves a kick in the kidneys from E1~

*Grabs the flaming blade from midair, and looks at it whistfully.*
Been years since I've used one of these...
*Looks up, with a wicked grin.*

Yeah, I think I can remember...

*Mystrunner sweeps forward, both hands on the hilt angelic blade, it trailing behind him in apprehension of a mighty upwards swing.*

uh oh he's going to unleash the swords power isn't he!!! I'd better get out of here quick

*throws back a and pulls out a kickin' crossbow she picked up at the Assassin's Dagger, with some borrowed silver arrows*

Was I the one HeavyasMetal crippled?
*The sword flies out of Mystrunner's hand and back into Hussassan's, healing him if need be.*
Naughty naughty Yanky and Mysty, shouldn't try to steal an angel's sword like that...

HeavyasMetal couldent have crippled anyone as he is currenlty imprisond in the big sister house...
unless he is braking the rules....

and if he wasent in he is now
*transports hevyasmetal into the bigsister house*

big sister house?

A1059941

*Winces.*

That's horrible. Really.