h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Dives behind the mini-bar*


There's a mad-man waving a loaded spork about.

Aren't you supposed to choke and die in you own puke at the Snob's Lab?

I remeber those comments about Me Being a pyromaniac, And Mr Flibble's Very cross

*presses button on *

Now then KOTF, calm down. I didn't call you a pyromaniac, that was HN.

*Dives behind bar landing on top of Clive*

Sorry about that Clive.

I didn't hear you disagreeing with HN, I remember a comment about "Singed Eyebrows"

Drives up the Mentol Penguin's nose.

Ouch.

*presses another button on spork and jumps towards krabatt wielding in a deadly manner*

*Grabs Menthol in a bear hug*
Who's hungry!?

Your knee is constricting my wind-pipe

*flips round in his flippers and jabs KOTF with it*

I'm not hungry, are you? Should have had breakfast.

Kipper, be my guest.

Oops, sorry Clive.

Arms aren't supposed to fold that way. Call the nurse.

This is my best top Dammit!
Now, Grill, roast or incinerate?

Best top? This is my best body! You're not going to incinerate it!

*wraps flippers around KOTF and squeezes*

A kipper-penguin sandwich.

Where's the extra-hot wow-wow sauce?

*fires a spork at Clive and tehn flips KOTF over my head and onto the floor*

*swings a samurai Katana in a deadly arc, neatly bifurcating the spork down the middle where the two halves embedded in the community datboard, scoring 38 points.


Treacherous snake!


*pulls the lever that opens the trap-door directly underneath Menthol and Kipper which leads to the snake-pit.*

Since fish and penguins can't fly - this oughta be good...

*as the Kipper and Menthol seperate Menthol jams his into the side of the walls and hangs there watching KOTF fall away*

Kipper and Menthol Penguin tumble downwards. Menthol Penguin bum hits the floor hard and and again, releasing a steady flow of deadly toxic poison.