h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

terran have you read cheeses of the world & Mass destruction, the chapter on Brie Bombs is very good

I rest my case.

I'm offended! You're talking about some form of new right?

"If you find something, it means you haven't looked properly." Don't ask, because I wouldn't quite know. In all probability, it was some obscure European poet in an obsolete language who said something like this in some antedilluvian post-pleistocene solar-windridden past, long before it and everything else insubstantial and intangible like ideas, notions, and random thoughts ceased to be identifyable by a common knowlege of the use of words.

I'm Spartacus?

Beg your pardon, did I miss something vitally important here?

Why do you ask?

Of course you are.

Why do you question your own identity?

just wait until the vernal equinox!

Now see what you make me do!



IT's RUINED!!!!

Oh, whatever am I going to tell the doctor? He came in to bring me the home-baked brownies as a welkoming gift. He told me to bring back the plate when I had finished the cookies.
Now how on earth can I ever to persuade him to write me down the recipe?

The aliens have landed.

Oh well.

Pssst.

Wibble

Any plans to set up a new board room? This one looks a little... blown up?

Zaney, you're hired.

Me zaney?

Do we have a weapons testing range?

I need one to test out my new custom made and I can't find one. Can we build one?

There!

Or better stil, here.

I can test it in here?

Ah There are Menthol!

Breakfast time

*whips out spork*

That is not a euphemism!