h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks up*

oh hello Mystrunner, i was wondering when the old school would return. have a , made the traditional way.

*Myst smiles pleasantly, and takes the , taking great care not to do anything as foolish as injest it.*

Looks like the place has been well kept, then?

well enough. the minibar is intact however most of the walls seem not to be.

recently the boardroom has been moved to a volcano but shortly after that it became airborne, then a submarine, then airborne again before we entered orbit and i think we're still there, although it's hard to tell.

*takes a bottle of green liquid from inside his coat and empties it into a from the secure section of the minibar (where the drinks are kept before being poisoned)*

for flavour.

*sips *

exquisite!

No the minibar is intact?!?!?!
I thought I burned it!!!!
*throws match at minibar and is rewarded by a single glass going up in flames*
Wait for it...
More will follow...
Come on explosion...

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

*closes the minibar cutting off the air supply to the fire which then goes out*

*re-opens minibar and drinks the drink that had been on fire*

mmmm... gives it a bit of a zing.

*clones of xanthippi sneak in unnoticed and steal the minibar*
hey you all know how I'm invisible? Well read my intro...
anyway....

hey look an empty spot of floor where the minibar used to be wonder what happened to it...
well no need to waste an opportunity lets just instal that death ray we were talking about.
ok the one i was inventing.

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

*wanders in with large packing case, takes out minibar, bolts it to the floor, surrounds it with spells of protection, pours self, drinks*

Stop hurting the alcohol, alcohol is your friend.

*sips *

Bloody hell! What have you done to my walls!

Bah!

*Storms off.*

*Returns a bit later with oak panneling and power tools.*

*stares with amusement*

*sneakes into very dark corner and starts shooting oak paneling with paintballs*

*Stares at Pink, and slides behind him, whispering.*

What the hell do you think you're doing?! Paintballs...

*Myst extracts a large gatling gun from the depths of his cloak and hands it to Pink.*

Here, you use this instead. Much better results.

*she takes gun and rins evily*

Thanks

pinkwrath is a girl.

*takes paintball gun and loads with hydrochloric acid filled paintballs*

much better.

*fires at oak panneling and watches it dissolve*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not the oak panelling you monsters.

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

this is for the attempt on the minibar!

SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT

*reload*

*click*

SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT

BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAAAA!!!

*Peers at pink.*

Really? Hard to tell in this light.

Anyhoo...

*sets about destroying the protective shields around the minibar*
at this rate I think I'll have broken through about this time tomorrow...

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

good luck to you.

*watches xanthippi destroying the shields around the fake minibar whilst sipping a taken from the real one (it's hidden by the way)*