h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*eats white *
Sorry I was hungry.

*eats white *
Sorry, I was hungry.
*sad*

*walks in cleverly disguised as General Mayhem*

Hullo, I was told that this was my boardroom . . .

Hello imposter.

*sits back with in hand and waits to see what happens*

*falls asleep*

*laughs at the idea that anyone can think they are immune to the 17 different varieties of poison that were concealed in that *



hold on...

*turns around* s away from the vipers*

17!

I dont feel so good

i would laugh evily but these vipers are chasing me. currently i'm hanging from the ceiling light while they are making a pyramid out of themselves to try and reach me. what do you feed these things?

well, usually bear meat, but sometimes, when they are really good, ill give em some tiger meat

well then they obviously won't like the taste of me as i'm more like as ogre than a bear, so why not just call them off? pretty please? i think this light is going to give way soon.

by the way how's that poison working?

not very well actually, though i still feel a tad bit

how bout i call off my vipers if you give me an antidote to the poison

ok, either we both walk away unhurt or you die slowly and painfully from being dissolved from the inside out and i fall to my death among a group of deadly vipers.</>

you know it's a tough one but i think i'm gunna have to go for the first option. call them off and i'll give you some antidote.

*whistles*
here my pets. heres some nice meat

ok now its startin to hurt

*the light breaks and galigan falls to the floor in an unceremonious heap.*

oof.

right, you wanted this didn't you?

*takes small purpley-blue vile out of jacket and wiggles it in a taunting way.*

this will cure you of all 17 of the poisons that contained. you need to drink this now being sure to completely empty the vile or the antidote will not work properly.

alternatively you could take a teaspoon of sugar in a mug of warm water but i feel this method is a little more dramatic (albeit not very) and it would please the lurkers more.

*waves* hello lurkers!*/*

*reaches for vial and takes it*

Here goes nothin

*drains vial but right befor the last drop touches her lips, she faints*

*checks pockets*

whoops i really should label my vials.

*takes another identical vial from his jacket and sniffs the contents before bending over pinkwrath and pouring the liquid down her throat.*

there. she should actually recover now. might feel a bit for a while though.

*looks around*

oh, i seem to be talking to myself. hello me, how am i? i'm fine thanks for asking.

*collapses into a hysterical giggling heap into a bean bag chair*

I dont feel so good

*giggle**collapses*

no more for you