A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13321

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

No, that's the USA porn channel sattelite. Over that one we're sending images of a naked lady with Spork tattoos on her body as the subliminal message. That one's even more dangerous that Smithereens. You could lose your eyes.


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Post 13322

Galigan

well then it's a good job that the SEP field is carrying us around it. otherwise we would crash into it and have a lot of fat single americans after us for destroying the one outlet they have for their sexual frustration.


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Post 13323

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

Actually if we hit something we lock onto it, stop, and hack into it, to the level of viewing what it has to say. I'd like eyes to say IN sockets though please. smiley - evilgrin


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Post 13324

eloisa

smiley - cool, free porn.


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Post 13325

Galigan

you dirty little smiley - bleep! go and stand in the corner!smiley - cross

can i pick it up on my portable tv?</>


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Post 13326

eloisa

Yes, you just need to fiddle with your knob. On the TV that is.


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Post 13327

Galigan

such a dirty mind! what are you doing later?


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Post 13328

eloisa

I can't tell you, you'd be shocked and appalled.


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Post 13329

Galigan

can i come then?smiley - drool


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Post 13330

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

People! deploy the message droid, I'll set a course, get to the concussion missile launchers and someone else man the "Multimedia Cannon"


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Post 13331

Galigan

spoilsport. *sulks*


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Post 13332

Anole

Its ok Galigan.


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Post 13333

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

Is noone going to ask what the Multimedia Cannon is?


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Post 13334

pinkwrath (Pink Storm)

fine, what is the multimedia cannon?


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13335

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

It converts every form of media permanantly to Thingism, all days of the week, everything, and he next report these various forms of media give, if they report news, is "The Thingites rule the world. Come, join us... join us..." etc. This continues until everyone on Earth is Thingite.


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13336

eloisa

Well, so lomg as I don't miss 'Cutting It' I suppose that could be OK.


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Post 13337

Galigan

smiley - groan


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Post 13338

pinkwrath (Pink Storm)

ok, that works for mesmiley - biggrin


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Post 13339

megajamesblonde

Yes.smiley - ale


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13340

Galigan

ok, you can have your hair program as long as it doesn't interrupt braniac. i take a very stern footing on this issue.

*stands on issue*


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