h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lunging at lobsters with harpoon*

Ah, have at ye!
By the way, what happened to the whole ice castle thing.

*wonders through, finds a nice clean spot and lays out a large beech *lifts up sunglasses to have a better look about *puts sunglasses back on removes satchel and lays out on the

*sets up a few feet away under an enormous black parasol, with wide brimmed hat, dark glasses, factor 50 and a good book*

Afternoon.

'ning! Shall I start the blender?

Puree lobster?
An interesting suggestion.
I think I'll pass on that and have it the traditional way.
Call me conservative, I know. I just like stuff with texture.

*wakes up with a start after an almost three year sleep*

Did someone say lobster???

I was going to say 'I'll make a sauce' but I have know idea what sauce goes with lobster. I'll just make cocktail instead.

*gets up and wonders over to the bar in the middle of the beach.

'three large manhattan's please'

*gets drinks and takes them back to the on the sand

well.. you could make a thermidore or go for the purist way (my favorite) and just a bit of drawn butter and lemon..

*looks at 2legs*

Oooooh!!!! Spirits!!!

*gets a strange feeling that he is being watched

*looks around*

*drinks manhattan*

That would be the cursed skull, 2 legs... (See N3)

*drinks manhattan and looks out over the sea at the circling s

*offers manhattan to cursed*

Well, it might work.

*decides Manhattan has already been drunk for a while and opts for a ini instead*

You guys must have cast-iron stomachs, able to drink Manhattan ... what size blender do you use to puree *that*?!

::sticks to margaritas::

*wonders off to get a pitcher of wisky sour

Oh, these drinks all have wierd names. I need beer. Propper beer.

*retreives bottle from minibar*

Ah, Hobgoblin, a delicious local brew. Wychwood brewery be praised.

Thinks: If I keep recomending them like this, maybe they'll give me free beer.

*stares dreamily at bottle, drooling slightly*

*goes to have a look at the bar picks up a bottle of Hopback summerlightening, a bottle of Hop-a-doodle-doo and a bottle of Glen Livit *takes the bottles over to the pineapples and begins discussing frogspawn.